I was reading a Reuters article recently that was discussing the recent Afghan election. Apparently the Finance Minister claims that Hamid Karzai, the
incumbent has won the election. That, however, is not what bothers me most. What irritates me is Hamid Karzai's signature hat.
The hat, known to about every society on earth and throughout history is often an indicator of social status and in the military and church, rank. In
the case of both men and women, the choice of hat will influence the opinion the wider world has of you.
So, when I keep seeing Hamid Karzai in photographs, where is nearly always sporting that ridiculous hat, I can't help but think, "this man's hat is
affecting the course of the War on Terror; how could anyone wearing that style of hat be taken seriously?"
I suppose my opinion would be changed if many people wore this style of Hat, but he is the only one. In photos that show him around a large number of
his countrymen...noone else is wearing this style of hat. Just him.
In the first photo Karzai is the only one wearing that style hat...and if you look closely at the expressions on the faces of the men he is
with...they seem displeased; possibly concerning their new leaders sense of fashion. I believe they are thinking, "Are we really about to hitch our
lives and fortunes to a man who'd wear a weird shaped hat with an animal skin print?" The metro-sexual image isn't going over well in rugged
In the second photo, an elderly man is also shown and he appears to be wearing a hat of similiar style, but he appears to be quite unhappy.
This man is getting people killed because of that hat. The average Afghan has no respect for him; Please write him a letter begging him to lose the
hat, before we lose the war. Observe the images below...then get that man a new Hat, something that looks good while smoking a Cigar, but as long as
Hamid Karzai is wearing that hat and those robes...I don't care how many troops you send to Afghanistan, the effort is lost.
Dear God, you have to be kidding me, you even made a thread on this
Look dude, he is wearing upper-class traditional Afghan clothing. You know why other Afghans don't wear this? Because Afghanistan has no
infrastructure and Afghans wear clothes that are homemade or imported (black market is big there).
Considering Afghanistan is now a capitalist democracy, thanks to the US, their government is now a popularity contest (which is what American
democracy really is). Karzai is looking his best so that some Afghans delusioned by American ideals can assume that they may too look the same way.
Culture aside, I like the hat. In highschool I had one of those russian-style furry hats. Sure it was big, but it was warm and fuzzy. These days
all you see men wear are baseball caps. Nothing says "I don't care" like baseball cap conformity (please giggle here if you like baseball caps,
this is satire). Men's unique style has gone to the wayside in favor of today's version of the cookie-cutter corporate clone.
Well! I can clearly see that you're very upset with Karzai's choice of hat!
And since we all know that a bad hat day can ruin everything in the world of politics, choosing the right hat is not easy!
It's essential for the hat not to clash with the rest of your tribal outfit, personal image & cultural attributes which you are promoting soo hard to
maintain when you shine as a corrupt puppet politician of Afghanistan.
So regardless if you're walking the catwalk naked in your palace in front of all your friends a hazy friday night downtown Kabul - or zig-zagging
through the minefields of corrupt MSM reporters asking difficult questions about your cousin at one of your press conferences - the hat stays on.
Therefore I can not agree with you that Hamid Karzai has the wrong hat on those pictures; on the the contrary, I think that the hat goes very well
with his (hand made by small hands of Afghan child workers) Afghan goat-hair robe and the Afghani upper-class look in general.
They wear these kinds of hats in the region you know , it's a cultural thing, and the model it's also very popular in nearby regions, like the
Therefore I don't understand when you are bashing the Hat-Fashion of Afghanistan specifically?
Instead of bashing the Hat-fashion of Afghanistan like some kind of Hat-Fascist-Fashionista of the worst kind! we should really take a deep look at
the Hat-Fashion in your own country first!
It's also here we can find the biggest hat-conspiracy of them all, even your political parties & leaders are heavily involved.
Here we have a few scary examples of some really bad color coordination with some of the worst cases of mismatching Hat-Fashion I've seen in my
Let's take a look, shall we?
Now we have come to the point where I could say: I REST MY CASE! and end of discussion and so on! because it's clear for all to see that Hamid
Karzai's hat actually is a very nice hat that matches his robe - and if you compare to Howard Dean's yellow hat or that picture of you with that
silly Mickey Mouse hat with Mouse ears (which by the way totally clashes with your Hawaiian shirt) I would say that you have lost the argument -
But to fair and to nourish this healthy discussion further, I must say that I never understood what kind of hat you wanted Karzai to wear instead. So
to be friendly I'm going to post a few more types of hats from the rest of the world which you can choose from - hell! I even through in a a potpurri
of lady-upper class-hats from the British Royal Ascot racecourse so we have a broad field of hats to choose from!
So if you could be so kind my ATS friend, to point out one type of hat that you personally would like Hamid Karzai to wear instead of the one he's
And please! you can't cheat now by saying that you prefer to see him without any hat because that is not going to happen in Afghanistan where they
have a very strict hat code for all bald politicians over 40.
Here's a potpurri of hat models (Other foreign political leaders hats included) :
But the main task still remains, how to find a suitable hat for Mr. Hamid Karzai's Afghan upper-class look that fit well with his goat-hair robes
So I took a look at what the rest of the upper-class and the elite likes and are wearing in general.
Well it seems that the fashion of fur and patterns of exotic animals is a safe card if you want to look "CHIC" and casual while you're on the move
to and from your next Bilderberger mingle or NWO meeting.
Here we can see "La Camilla" wearing a Leopard spotted creation that seems to be very popular & in fashion among the elite this year:
And I found this man who has a similar face shape and looks like Karzai's infamous Hollywood cousin - it could be him? but I sadly don't have any
proof of this for the moment (yet!) - I'm looking for evidence as we speak - sorry! (so please don't start debunking this just yet)....
Here is a picture of Karzai's cousin wearing his 'spotted Leopard PillBox-Hat' which came to be soo popular in fashion among the Afghani neocon
elit & hangarounds this spring and early summer:
(The above picture of his younger cousin is said to be taken by Mr. Karzai himself at a bong-party with his old pals from the UNOCAL oil days visiting
the cousin's "Bachelor Crib" in Hollywood Hills earlier this summer! - according to some sources: "they were eating Turkish baclavas and watched
cartoons together with four drop dead, gorgeous Eastern-European call-girls (a present from Silvio Berlusconi) when Karzai snapped the photo with his
I think this is the exact model of that hat:
Some other types and important models of the elite's popular spotted Leopard Hats:
For your elite & elegant Afghan Mafiosi body guards - so that everyone can have matching & color coordinated hats - this model were also often used by
pesky men in the Gestapo :
For your Naughty & Wild Elite Bohemian Grove Mistress.....Grrrr!
The sophisticated but very discreet Elite-Pimp-Hat:
Here's an exactly similar type of hat as the one that Mr. Karzai is currently wearing now - but Leopard spotted of course!
I actually think that Mr. Karzai would look smashing with this one - a perfect match with the dark goat-hair robe as well:
But here's the real kicker and the Leopard Hat CONSPIRACY!
What does all the ELITE have in common with all these Leopard spotted upper-class hats you might ask?
That's really simple, they all like to wear the skin of endangered species on their evil heads.
How could this be possible? isn't this very disrespectful to the poor animals and vile & morally corrupt, you may ask yourself whilst reading this
confusing post of mine?
Some nutty people could now also be wondering about this? and are politely asking themselves and the voices in their heads:
"Why are all the endangered species silent about these atrocities & why hasn't an animal rebellion started yet!...huh?"
"Aren't the endangered animals vey angry and outraged about it? - why do they not loudly protest against all this?"
(well! IMHO I guess this is something they might have to ask God about since I have some difficulties answering those questions?)
Well anyway! it's now everything is starting to get really interesting and we are beginning to see how big and widespread this conspiracy is.
With the rise of Adolf Hitler, Prince Bernhard's younger brother, Aschwin, publicly declared his support for the Nazi Party. Prince Bernhard was a
member of the honorary German Reiter SS Corps (SS Cavalry Corps). The Prince eventually went to work for the German chemical company, IG Farben.
Bernhard was a member of the Nazi Party, the Sturmabteilung and a special branch of the SS called the "Reiter SS"- an equestrian sporting
organisation. The German-born prince helped found the World Wildlife Fund (later renamed World Wide Fund for Nature), becoming its first president in
So for the sole purpose of having access to the skin & fur of dead expensive exotic animals on their heads, and on the bodies of elite wives &
mistresses as fur-coats - they LIE to all of us! and instead of saying the truth which is:
"I'm sorry but my ELITE NWO WIFE now wants and demand new dead exotic animal to wrap her old & ugly, wrinkled body with - so I will go with the
other MWO ELITE husbands together on a new hunting trip in some tropic land, shooting some "endangered" & exotic animals so our wives will STFU! And
then if we're lucky we'll get some of the leftovers to make hats with!".
(very small hands of children workers worldwide are then working with these fur & skins and are under harsh conditions transforming them to
elite luxury coats, hats, belts and other luxury items for the ELITE NWO CABAL!)
To be fair! this is not all there is - at their Castles & Palaces they often also use the dead full bodies of exotic animals as rugs in front of their
fire-places as well!
This is a replica Tiger Rug for the peasants to use but mind you, the ELITE are using the real deal - A DEAD TIGER BODY! - that's why there are so
few tigers left in the world! - you can find their dead bodies infront of the fireplaces in the Palaces & Castles and country cottages of the pesky
That was the main reason why they started this WWF organization in the first place - to keep the peasants and other people away from their access &
stashes of exotic striped & spotted animals!
But I think regardless of these terrible facts, that Karzai would look good in one of those exact replicas & spotted Leopard versions of his
So what do you say Finn? can we at least agree on this?
I would like to end this weird discussion with this song by Randy Newman and here performed by Tom Jones:
But anyway! they are moving forward really fast in the hat-fashion business of today, so lay your hands on one authentic 'Karakul' before it's too
late - and before they are all sold out worldwide - every American or Nato soldier can buy one of their own at the markets in Afghanistan for only $35
which is a bargain.
If you buy an authentic now for only $35 - it will be worth a fortune in a near future when the "Elite" will put up the hat on their
"endangered WWF animal list" to keep ALL the hats for themselves!
They often do this when some fashion catches on, so to say! - so be early before the trends are really taking off - it's the only way of beating
Buy one now and thank me later! - best investment tip this year! promise!
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