Inba asked Bala...

Inba asked Bala one day in Verulam, "Bala in your olden days you never
had cell phones, e-mail, internet, fax and all, how did your'll
communicate?"



Bala replies: :Ja Inba, in our days we did not have internet, fax,
telephone, e-mail, she-mail and all. We used pigeons. Me and Peru
should communicate with pigeons".



Confused Inba asks, "how did you use pigeons Bala ?" "You see Inba",
responds Bala, "I should tie a message to the pigeon's leg and then I
fly the pigeon to Peru's house. But one day I did not tie a message
and when the pigeon came to Peru's house he see no message. Peru come
here very angry and ask me what I think I'm doing. I say Peru I give
you miss call".