A Little Help For Men Trying To Understand Women!
Hmmm, um, er, no amount of advice will help me. I am I, unfortunately for me and this poses many problems.
I get this crap from people how I'm supposed to talk to women. Those people telling me this just don't get it. First one must meet a woman and I go
nowhere. I go buy food and I go out looking(futile effort but one must try) for a job.
I'm supposed to hit on someone while they are shopping for dinner?
Talk? Really? What a novel concept. I am able to talk, however, this is another futile effort. What does one talk about when they listen to music that
no one knows about, reads books like The Creature From Jekyll Island and spends most of his tele time on ESPN?
Seriously, Spock's Beard, Dream Theater, Rush(the source of my new way cool avatar), why the FED is EVIL and OchoCinco's kicking abilities are not
fodder for an interesting conversation. Interesting to a guy who is a sports fan, hangs out on ATS and listens to prog-rock, maybe, but not with the
On the odd occasion when I am out in public, I see no reason to strike up a conversation. I have never "fit in", I never will so why bother? It's
not worth it, from my perspective.
I'm not whining, I am I and that is just the way it is. I can only change for me and not for someone else - trust me, I know this from experience -
and since that won't happen, my situation won't change.
I do wonder what my life would have been like if I had been relatively normal. I can't imagine it, the corporate job(ugh!), the wife with 2.5 kids,
picket fence and all that nonsense. I may not get laid but I don't hate my life, far from it. I have what is left of my mind and that is fine by me.
Life in The Loony Bin ain't all that bad, it just takes some getting used to. It's not for everyone.
Not sure why I posted all this, but I did. I'm going to go read some quotes from Thomas Paine now. Such an exciting, thrill-packed life I lead LOL! I
think I should probably get change for the $.02 I just threw in here.