A Little Help For Men Trying To Understand Women!

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Don't forget the occasional whip to the hiney!!

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See ya'll in BTS ...

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Your prolly right! I tried to refrain, but it seemed funny at the time!

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Everything you said can also be applied to men too, were all not so different really

I think men need alone time even more than women , a man who doesn't get some alone time will go insane haha, some women seem to take it the wrong way thou.

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I completely agree with you, but...it seems to me that we women are more willing to give you that alone time...

reply to post by Greenize


Ah yes I am not one of those men who get too needy, but I see them a lot.

P.S I love cuddles and general touching, hands hair etc we men just act like nothing much is happening, but it's those special moments we remember the most long after.

[edit on 20-8-2009 by _Phoenix_]

Originally posted by _Phoenix_

P.S I love cuddles and general touching, hands hair etc we men just act like nothing much is happening, but it's those special moments we remember the most long after.

Alright ... settle down there casanova ...

Cuddles ...

sheesh

That was beautifully stated!!! Truly it was!

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Leave him alone, that was beautiful and I gave him thumbs up!

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See what you did now:

That was beautifully stated!!! Truly it was!

Haven't you heard that expectations are the building blocks of disappointment?

Now that you said it we all have to do it or we're bad men ...

Thanks a lot

Christ!!!

Edit to add: Why do i bother sending out memos if you're not going to read them?

[edit on 20 Aug 2009 by schrodingers dog]

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Underneath that gruff exterior is a great big romantic!

Great post.

Being a woman may I post another thought. Men often say that women nag.

I heard this song after my only marriage and divorce and it was essentially the reason for the divorce.

"It is hard to kiss the lips that chew your ass out all day long".

Just to say that most things men apply to women also apply to them.

We all have our feminine and masculine nature. This was not mine.

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Sorry to reveal one of our few secrets dog. muahahahaha!

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Oh I forget to ask ...

My favorite hobbies are listening and being improved.

Do women like that?

yes.


and diamonds... you forgot the diamonds...

Originally posted by _Phoenix_
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Sorry to reveal one of our few secrets dog. muahahahaha!

Yeah no, apology not accepted ...

I've been holding on to that one for my ten year anniversary and you go whipping it out on your first post on the thread.

Let me ask you this ...

Where do you go from here?

How do you improve on that on your second date Porfirio Rubirosa?

ARGH!!!

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You tell her that sex is not what really matters to you anymore, it's just an act that makes you feel empty afterwards, no you look for something more, something magical, something beautiful, not just sex, but love....

You tell her what you aim for is love, and that making love with the love of your life is what truly makes your life whole, what truly makes you happy.

That should get you laid more.

But don't be too gentle, there's a lot of passion and power in that love, let it out.


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Originally posted by _Phoenix_
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You tell her that sex is not what really matters to you anymore, it's just an act that makes you feel empty afterwards, no you look for something more, something magical, something beautiful, not just sex, but love....

Ah the Dr. Zoidberg technique: "Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies."

You tell her what you aim for is love, and that making love with the love of your life is what truly makes your life whole, what truly makes you happy.

Again I defer to the wisdom of Zoiberg: "I'm confused, Fry. I'm feeling a strange new emotion I have never felt before. Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating?"

That should get you laid more.

MORE?

You really aren't getting it are you?

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LOL Zoidberg is a confused alien, he is not even human.

It does not have to be lies if his feelings are real.
If those feelings are not real, then he has not met the right one yet.

Feeling these romantic emotions does not mean one has to become soft and feminine, do not worry, if you use the passion from these feelings and keep a strong control of you emotions, you will stay masculine.

It's those who lose control of their emotions that will appear needy and weak and a bit crazy.

p.s I have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm just pretending to be some master It makes me feel wise.



[edit on 20-8-2009 by _Phoenix_]

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My favorite hobbies are listening and being improved. Do women like that?

Holy Cow! There is a man like that! Too bad, you are probably way to young for me.

Any man in the DFW area over 60 with those traits, please get in touch with me.

My father shed this wisdom upon me as a boy:

"The Day Man Understands Woman,
Is The Day Man Becomes Woman!"

IRM

[edit on 20/8/09 by InfaRedMan]