I bet you used to throw spit wads at the teacher.
This is the funniest part:
okay stop right now
Don't! reply to yourself
hehe. No offense, Sauron, you know I love ya man.

It just reminded me of my dad, or a teacher, busting out with that 'stern' voice.
Like you had to scold that obnoxious kid in class...

(Jimmy, stop passing gas in my classroom!)
That makes life worth livin' right there.