"just hire some peasants for a nickle, and they will labour thy lands"
I do think politics would be greatly helped if those oodles of lobbyists would be given an apron, so they can clean hospitals and schools, now THAT is the only thing they are useful for..
Best bit of it? They wouldn't need brooms and such, because they are só experienced at licking up to
congress, their tongues are the size of cleaning-mops already.... 
(I you already hadn't guessed, I am sick&tired of the unbridled power of the money of big corporations via their lobbyists)


