posted on Aug, 18 2009 @ 11:57 PM
Hello my friends, below is the second draft of my resume. I'm seeking employment at any Underground Facility or Top Secret Military Base. All
: Seeking position as a part time Telepath to read the thoughts and stored information in the brain of Alien Greys.
HIGHLIGHTS OF QUALIFICATIONS
* Highly inquisitive, superhero like telepathic abilities.
* Excellent skills in communication and collaboration.
* Skilled in all phases of knowing, I know it as soon as you know it.
* Can not be bluffed when playing Texas hold 'em.
* Excited by the challenge of working with creatures not of this Earth.
RELEVANT SKILLS and ACCOMPLISHMENTS
* Successfully developed the art of Telepathextremanism ® , able to communicate with numerous minds at the same time in a controlled
* Developing, in collaboration with others, Dog Talk For Dummies ®: Even you can tap into the universal language of the domestic dog.
* Respected member of ATS