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Originally posted by rangersdad
reply to post by KSPigpen
If your wife was smart, she would get naked and smear the pie over the places that need attention and tell you to come and eat your pie.....
Originally posted by Exuberant1
Were you hungry when you were in the presence of the pie?
(Hunger is an important variable.)
Originally posted by STFUPPERCUTTER
a real man would have hit it at a furious pace for a good 30 minutes. then eat teh pie afterwards, sicne you jsut worked up an appetite. that way your wife wont hate you for nto wanting her anymore, and thus will produce mroe pies in teh future as well.
[edit on 24-8-2009 by STFUPPERCUTTER]