in the beginning, there was nothing. not just any nothing, but so much nothing that nothing didnt even exist.

then suddenly for no reason what-so-ever there was something. there was a party, and explosion happened, wham bam thank you ma'am we have the universe.

so we have rocks and gas and so on when suddenly again for no reason, random chemicals mix and write a book complete with punctuation. they store this book within a membrane and become the first life.

this life discovers death and decides that they are much too valuable to have any of that so they solve this problem by sawing themselves down the middle. of course they havent actually decided anything, these are just instincts that the first life decided to form out of thin air.

so life develops randomly deciding to upgrade now and again until a particularly bright ape grows bored of the whole thing, walks off and settles down in sussex with his wife and 2.4 kids.

honestly how can scientists believe this fairy tale.

its amazing how stupid you can make a story sound when you disregard details and make fun of it





[edit on 18-8-2009 by miriam0566]

Funny as hell. I loved it.

SO so sad, and we are supposed to be denying ignorance. *sigh*

Here your problem OP you can't prove that God isn't real. You can't disprove or prove God. And that book your making fun of. History confirms the bible. Archeology confirms the bible. And the truths of the world confirm the bible. There is not one thing in the world that disprove.