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Messed-Up Bible Stories (video)




Topic started on 18-8-2009 @ 09:25 AM by Daniem


Warning - there are people who view the content in these videos as fact. Usually those people are ignorant to scientific facts and theories, and many are brainwashed to believe in these stories from a very young age.

The very doctrine of this religion tells those who follow it to spread its message, to push these beliefs on others until the entire world accepts them.


Messed-Up Bible Stories 1: In the Beginning

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Messed-Up Bible Stories 2: Adam and Eve

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Messed-Up Bible Stories 3: Cain and Abel

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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4: Noah's Ark

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Messed-Up Bible Stories 5: Tower of Babel

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Many of the sheeple just do as their told.. so who are the conspirators that lures others into believing this, and blinds people to science? What is the agenda? Why make people acctualy believe in these childish fairy tales?



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reply posted on 18-8-2009 @ 09:54 AM by miriam0566


in the beginning, there was nothing. not just any nothing, but so much nothing that nothing didnt even exist.

then suddenly for no reason what-so-ever there was something. there was a party, and explosion happened, wham bam thank you ma'am we have the universe.

so we have rocks and gas and so on when suddenly again for no reason, random chemicals mix and write a book complete with punctuation. they store this book within a membrane and become the first life.

this life discovers death and decides that they are much too valuable to have any of that so they solve this problem by sawing themselves down the middle. of course they havent actually decided anything, these are just instincts that the first life decided to form out of thin air.

so life develops randomly deciding to upgrade now and again until a particularly bright ape grows bored of the whole thing, walks off and settles down in sussex with his wife and 2.4 kids.

honestly how can scientists believe this fairy tale.

its amazing how stupid you can make a story sound when you disregard details and make fun of it





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reply posted on 19-9-2009 @ 08:08 PM by Tee Hughes


Funny as hell. I loved it.



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reply posted on 19-9-2009 @ 08:48 PM by silent thunder


What? Nothing on Genesis 19: 30-36 ?



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reply posted on 19-9-2009 @ 09:00 PM by PrisonerOfSociety





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reply posted on 20-9-2009 @ 04:30 AM by calstorm


SO so sad, and we are supposed to be denying ignorance. *sigh*



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reply posted on 25-9-2009 @ 12:51 PM by slymattb


Here your problem OP you can't prove that God isn't real. You can't disprove or prove God. And that book your making fun of. History confirms the bible. Archeology confirms the bible. And the truths of the world confirm the bible. There is not one thing in the world that disprove.



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reply posted on 25-9-2009 @ 02:52 PM by PrisonerOfSociety


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I'm confused about the immaculate conception; did they have test-tube technology way back then?



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