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Is ATS proof that we all need to "get laid" more?

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posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 03:51 PM
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I mean seriously... I think if we were all happy in the bedroom that ATS would no longer exist. I guess I can only speak for myself, but I know whenever I have my good weeks the internet is the last thing on my mind. Whenever I have my drought, I spend countless hours talking about the NWO, the end of the world, and other topics that distract me from living a fulfilling life.

thoughts?

I'm gonna make it a goal of mine to focus on the only thing that seems truly important in life the next few months.




posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 03:53 PM
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I dont have problems there I am afraid, my lifes great right now. Been through a lot of troubles to get here but its been worth it and im talking about much more than getting laid
in case your wondering.

I bet your not the only one, ATS is a great outlet for burying problems as well as solving some. It has been for me at times.

Good luck and keep your chin up.





If this guy can get laid, anyone can


You are kidding with getting laid being the most important thing, right??

[edit on 17-8-2009 by XXXN3O]



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 03:57 PM
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If sex is more important than discussing the way the world works then you just became a living conspiracy. Congratulations! I only say this, by the way, because I know what you are talking about, and can relate entirely. But that doesn't mean I'm also not aware of how wrong it is.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:01 PM
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Dude... I'm married with children

I haven't been "laid" in years.

I've had plenty of "vagina" .... But it's been awhile since I've gotten laid.... There's a difference.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:01 PM
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I mean seriously... I think if we were all happy in the bedroom that ATS would no longer exist.



dude i`m a happily married man who has the best of both worlds, i mean come on surely most of us are at the puter with the other half on our laps as we type???


tell me i`m not the only one perlease

multi-task, its the way forward



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:03 PM
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What was the line in Good morning Vietnam?

Robin Williams parting shot at his commanding officer?



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:04 PM
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10hrs a day on ATS

12hr nap

10min of superlovemakin'

1:50 doin' stuff

Sorted


Edit: Darn it, I forgot tweeting ... so 5min superlovemakin'


[edit on 17 Aug 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:06 PM
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Well, I guess the only thing I can say is do things you wouldnt normally do to keep things interesting if that makes sense.

I dont exactly know if your saying you want to cheat on your wife??

If your talking about some loving with the wife, I would try spicing things up a bit, variety is the spice of life, plenty of things you can do to change things...

New hairstyle?

An unusual gift?

Cook a meal that your partners never had before and make a big deal of it?

Vacation?

I dont know exactly where your coming from?




posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:06 PM
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Is ATS proof that we all need to "get laid" more?

Umm, no. Actually ATS is proof that if the rabbits and sheep don't start getting out of the bedroom and onto their computers, the NWO will confiscate them and haul them off to death camps. Unfortunately, the rabbits and sheep will be the ones in the camps. The computers on the other hand will simply be put into service for them- after they incriminate the rabbits and sheep with the evidence on them, that is.

Besides, women just THINK they have that power over us men. Sad thing is most men think the same thing. Not this puppy- I am free.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:06 PM
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I too have a good life, as far as the subject matter goes. At 55, I have a beautiful 30 year old sweetheart that takes very good care of me in the bedroom, every two nights or so, and I also run a porn website, which gets me a lot of offers, if you know what I mean. I hate to see anyone alone, and firmly believe there is somebody for everybody. I was alone for almost four years, and it was the worst!



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:07 PM
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What other reason is there to live?

Everything revolves around it. Did you notice how great the world was when Bill Clinton was in office? It's because he taking care of the only thing that is important.

You get a guy like Bush in office... (who clearly wasn't getting any from Laura on regular basis, and if he was it wasn't making him happy.)... and look what happens!!! We go to war in two different countries. It's like he was taking out his sexual frustrations on the world. Thank God Hillary didn't become president.


No but seriously... The sweet touch of a woman is the most important thing in the world.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:07 PM
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i literally laugh at this blanket statement. depends, are you in tune with that kind of reality? i mean the only reason someone would consider getting laid a great achivement is if they watch movies and main stream media. i have, but now i realize its not even close to important. advice, head out of ass and wake up.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by ukrocks

dude i`m a happily married man who has the best of both worlds, i mean come on surely most of us are at the puter with the other half on our laps as we type???


tell me i`m not the only one perlease

multi-task, its the way forward


You wont be saying that when it all blows up in your face.

Thats pathetic.



[edit on 17-8-2009 by XXXN3O]



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:09 PM
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What Ghandi said is true. The only reason you think nothing is better than sex is because you believed the hype. Nothing is more important than truth and awareness. Let nobody tell you otherwise.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:10 PM
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If you feel that your lack of ability to attract the opposite sex is greatly affected by your interaction with people, then I feel for you. I for one have no problems in that department. If anything my sex life some times takes away from my time on here. This just makes me want to go home a little early before my court appearance at 6 and calm my nerves. [/smile]



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:11 PM
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Well we could all stand to get laid more, and be happier for it, goes for both men and women.

The only thing ats is preventing in my opinion is the various false flag attacks and events from transpiring, that random members claim will go down. So long as random people make hypothetical guesses as to when there will be another false flag attack, there wont be one on that day.



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:13 PM
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Originally posted by Desolate Cancer

The only thing ats is preventing in my opinion is the various false flag attacks ...


lol ...

"I swear this never happened to meez before ... stupid Amero!"



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:14 PM
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If I don't answer this, I won't be getting laid any more.


I'm blessed with a wife that has no shortage of libido. We had to make a compromise. Three times a week. I'm old and any more than that and I wouldn't be able to lift my fingers to type.

She takes awful good care of me. (Love ya, Baby.
)

And yeah, she reads this site too....I don't think discussion, wild theories, digging for conspiracies, any of that has to be mutually exclusive of good relations with the missus. We talk about this stuff together all the time. If anything, I think it has enhanced our relationship.

So...maybe YOU need to 'get laid' more, but I think some of us are getting 'laid' plenty. BTW, do you kiss your mother or granny with that mouth?


SOAP!



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by gandhi
i literally laugh at this blanket statement. depends, are you in tune with that kind of reality? i mean the only reason someone would consider getting laid a great achivement is if they watch movies and main stream media. i have, but now i realize its not even close to important. advice, head out of ass and wake up.



Well look here Gandhi... TPTB have the power to print money, Declare Martial Law, Drop Nuclear Bombs, invade other countries, and keep the world in check.

I'm wide awake... and I think it's becoming obvious that I have no control over what's going to happen in this country. I can only prepare.

So with that said... Maybe I should just try get a bunch of Good-Love-Making sessions in before the SHTF.... Or I could spend the rest of my life trying to wake up mindless sheep that will never in a million years believe a word of what's discussed here on ATS.

I'm awake... The rest of the world is asleep. So until they wake up maybe I should just go back to bed with them (pun intended).



posted on Aug, 17 2009 @ 04:16 PM
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One thing I always try to remember.

Aftersex-beforesex- is no time for ats talk


I've never done it, but I can only imagine what wtf? moments that would bring about.

I think most ats members get laid quite well. I do, i'm sexually happy


I think i've found a good balance.

25% Work 25% Sleep 25% ATS 25% F****** and Drinking


This is a functional drinker, f***, and atser


Yin Yang my friends.




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