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How To: Prevent an Alien Abduction

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posted on Nov, 27 2009 @ 02:34 PM
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i don't speak english, sorry.
But i know how to prevent your abductions.
Light a candle in room where you sleep. It has to burn all night, it has to be open fire, not in the jar.

Yes , it is stupid but IT WORKS

of course, be carefull with fire without supervision

And please write back if it helps.

Fight them!




posted on May, 24 2010 @ 03:40 PM
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my method on how not to get abducted by aliens is spycholigical. be assertive and inquisitive. telepathically you must ask questions things like "where are you taking me?" "can you wait until i had a full night sleep?" "if you want to nostril probe someone i have a picture of them they own a white tiger and wouldn't mind." if the aliens have evil intent that goes far beyond probing and they want to eat you then i would rather die by being macho and say "lets get it on" (about the fighting not the probing)



posted on May, 24 2010 @ 03:41 PM
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i double posted again!!! fudge!

[edit on 24-5-2010 by rockoperawriter]



posted on Sep, 26 2012 @ 07:46 PM
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i mean i cant even go around my own house without tripping on something. so an alien trying to abduct me would be any three stooges skit





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