posted on Aug, 13 2009 @ 06:00 PM
Hi. Be you a skeptic or a believer, you have to admit: getting taken from your comfy bed in the middle of the night and having alien devices shoved up
your...uh, nostrils, doesn't sound like very much fun, right? No one wants that, just like no one (who is sane) wants to go overboard
anti-alienating and no one wants to talk about an alien encounter around town, seeing as that could be detrimental to your social life and could lead
your coworkers, boss and local off duty policemen to think your loony. Here are some ways to NOT get a tube shoved up your...uh, nostril while
maintaining a (perception) of sanity in your town.
Ok, so, I present you with a few fool proof ways to not get ana- ...nostril probed.
WATCH THE SKIES
Alright, so reading first hand accounts I have noticed that in many cases, the victim will see a UFO a few days before, or in some cases the same day.
If you do see a UFO hovering near in vincinty of your property, that may be a sign that an alien entity is scoping out the situation, or that the
alien is watching you and your family.
After seeing a UFO hover, you should be very cautious and very alert. If it were me, I would do a few things:
-Lock doors (although it may not help, it could help calm you down)
-Set up a camera near entry ways/sleeping quaters
-waking up a few times during the night, setting an alarm (this will be explained further below)
-keep a weapon avaliable near your bed ( VIOLENCE NOT RECOMENDED, EXPLAINED BELOW)
-stay calm and post on ATS about what is going on.
-keep an animal in the bedroom with you
Before going to sleep that night, clear your mind, and use all of your concentration to form a mental image that would tell any alien not to mess with
you. A few suggestions:
Picture yourself surrounded by aliens with a huge red X down the middle
picture the space ship leaving without you
The reason I say this is because it has been suggested that aliens communicate non-verbally, through some sort of telecomunication. If you can send a
clear message that you are NOT one to be taken, then perhaps they will respect your wishes.
The reason you should set your alarm clock at random times that night is most alien abductions occour when the victim is uncounscious and in a deep
sleep- some victims never realize that they have been abducted until they start having strange dreams or have regressive hypnotics done on them. If
you are awake when the aliens try to take you, you may stand a chance in convincing them to leave you alone. How would you convince aliens to leave
-act like you are not a typical human. Do silly things. Speak gibberish and nonsence. Although this may be very hard to do after seeing an alien
looking down at you, I would expect that aliens would perfere to shove a...nostril probe down a prime human specimen. If you act like you are not a
normal human, they may not take you.
-Make it clear you do not want to go.
-Ask them why they want you
-In a LAST RESORT, use physical violence.
WHY IT IS STUPID TO USE VIOLENCE AGAINST AN ALIEN:
alright, so in those movies where the macho man is Americas only hope against oncoming alien doom, and he goes out with a huge machine gun saying
"LETS KICK SOME ARSE," in reality he would be destined to fail. If aliens can travel through space, chances are there weapons are more deadly then
we can imagine, and you have no idea what they may be hiding, or what powers they have, until you provoke it. And if you provoke it, chances are it's
DONT BE STUPID
To many of you, seeing a UFO is a great thing, but it is something that shouldn't be seen without caution. Below I will go over some safety steps you
should adhere to when you have an encounter with a UFO, to prevent being a potential victim.
I'm running out of room, so the rest of this How Too guide will be posted very shortly. If you are an early bird and post before I get the next piece
up, wait before you flame me.