Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who goes #2 on the 28th will be
bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet
bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
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