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The Brangelina Mystery.

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posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:00 AM
O.k. Here are my theories on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Jolie is related to The Hilary Clinton (Guyon) bloodline which comes from France, to Canada. Also related to Jolie are Madonna, Shania Twain, Alanis Morisette and Celine Dion. Brad Pitt, is related to Barack Obama. He and Pitt are also related to Cheney, Bush, Carter and Roosevelt. Bushes lineage can be traced back to Vlad The Impaler, Caesar and into the the dynasties of Egypt. So Brad Pitt, through his lineage, is related to the Merovingean bloodline. Together, he and Jolie form a blue-blooded-power couple.

So, what else do all these people have in common? They are also all suspected Satan worshipers.


Angelina Jolie is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Most of ATS group know that the CFR is about 3% of the planets population maintaining global CONTROL through exploitation of the 97% sheeple. Jolie being a Satan worshiper would explain why she wants so many African children.

Jolie also has a tattoo that is very similar to Robert Duncan O’Finioan. Robert claims that he is a victim of the CIA’s MK-ULTRA mind control program. In his interview on Project Camelot, he talks about how he has reoccuring dreams in which he see a picture of a dragon. He drew it as best he could and had it tattooed onto his arm (shown in picture).

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:01 AM

Brad has a tattoo identified as an outline of Otzi the iceman(shown in picture). Found in an Italian glacier in 1991 and thought to be around 5,300 years old, he's Europe's oldest natural human mummy.

There have been seven deaths associated with Oetzi. All the victims were directly involved with the investigation of the iceman

(1)Tom Loy, 63, had analysed DNA found on "Oetzi", the Stone Age hunter whose remains were discovered in 1991.
Dr Loy died in unclear circumstances in Australia 2005, it has been announced, making him the seventh person connected with Oetzi to die.

(2)The amateur climber who found Oetzi in 1991, Helmut Simon, was killed during an unexpected blizzard in the Alps 2004, not far from the original find.

(3)Within hours of Mr Simon's funeral, the head of the mountain rescue team sent to find him died of a heart attack, aged 45 and apparently in good health.

(4)Rainer Henn, 64, a forensic pathologist who handled the body. He was killed in a car crash the following year

(5)Kurt Fritz, the mountaineer who led Dr Henn to the body. He was killed in an avalanche shortly after Dr Henn died

(6)Rainer Holz, 47, a filmmaker who made a documentary about removing the body from its block of ice. He died of a brain tumour soon afterwards

(7)Konrad Spindler, 66, an archaeologist who was a leading expert on the body. He died of complications related to multiple sclerosis.

When Brad went on Oprah, a fan asked him how many tattoos Brad had and where they are and their meanings.
Pitt glossed over answering, so she followed up with specifics, naming the tattoo and the body parts she wanted to know about. Pitt became awkward and kinda silent as you can see through the video link.

My question is what the hell does Brad know about Oetzi, that we arent suppose to know? Seven people have been obviously killed, probably in relation to finding something out about Oetzi’s DNA. So why does Oetzi have special meaning to Brad? Is he a bloodline decedent? Maybe Oetzi was the last of his kind, and is a reminder to Brad that his forefathers won a great battle in the past, perhaps a war over the planet, and they have been ruling the planet ever since.
Brad also has a tattoo that says ‘Life is absurd’ in French. This guy really isn't what he appears. Apart from setup interviews and movies we really don't know anything about this guy. People say Brad’s a nice guy, but have they actually gotten to know him. Doubt it.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:03 AM
Brad also has a weird tatto on his back of what looks like half a map of some kind. I have read that Brad has a map of the New Orleans levee system on his back. But when you check the lines against the map it in no way resembles it. Obviously someone has lied to stop the public asking questions about it.

Angelina told EW about the tattoo on Brad’s back:
“What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
“I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.So it’s not permanent?
It is. But I was just sketching.”
On him?
“On him, yeah.”
And you thought, ‘Let’s make it a tattoo’?
“He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like.”

Wow...that’s probably the worst lie I have ever heard in my life! Anyway, some people will say its just a personal tattoo and they don't want to explain it to everyone. They have a right to their privacy. Usually I would agree, but due to the fact Brad is related to the Bush’s, I think this warrants a little more discussion.
what do you guys think? This really is a mystery.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:07 AM
Why are you giving these insignificant people more attention than they deserve? Do they have a movie coming out soon, or what? Forget about these celebs - they have nothing of interest to provide.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:11 AM
Brad did go to New Orleans to help out people after Katrina. His wife helps out people around the world. That speaks well of them in my book. It shows good morals. It show they have a heart. This is good.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:13 AM
reply to post by andrewbates

This is exactly the type of thread that used to draw people to ATS

I like it and am starring and flagging as often as permitted

Looking forward to learning more. I had no idea about their tattooes and was particularly interested in Oezti. I bought the book about the Iceman years ago, never got around to finishing it. Had no idea about the deaths associated with him, other than catching a brief news item about one of the deaths, described I think as 'unfortunate accident'. The OPs information has whetted my appetite

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:14 AM
SphinxMontreal, these people are in the media pretty much 24/7. I cant help but pay attention to them. Brad does have a movie coming out, but thats not the point. There is alot of things that go on behind the scenes that effect us indirectly. When Brad speaks about anything he gets in the news. We should know alot more about them.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:25 AM
The dragon tattoo looks pretty generic and something you'd see in any tattoo shop. I'm certain I have seen it many times along with many other tribal art tattoo's that are popular.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:27 AM
Blonde and blue eyed,
aryan connection?

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 06:47 AM
reply to post by andrewbates

You did good research and the tats are interesting and you get a star and flag because I really want to see what people think, but really... somewhere down the line, quite a few of us regular people probably come from the same bloodlines that you mentioned. Nevertheless though, a nice read and you did good!

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 07:35 AM
Ooooh do me next?

Okay seriously... I have to really commend your creativity and ability to pay attention to the detail of these individuals, aside from the thoroughness of your investigation.

I really want to know if this post is at all signifigant or just purely for entertainment?

Are there any implications if your assumptions are true? (innocent until proven guilty, right?)

The mummy is thousands of years old therefor he could have thousands of people that could claim his lineage or dna... kind of like the way Pitt is related to Obama (Paternal kin, I presume).

So please help me understand the signifigance of the question posed by this post.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 07:38 AM
Could you please provide links that show the relations in lineage to all the people mentioned. You just say all this without any kind of proof. How is Bush related to Vlad the Impaler? Also I have never heard that Brad and Angelina are satanic worshipers so could you provide some sources for that too and I dont mean TMZ or something like that. Tattoos are tattoos! If they were not celebs would you be so concerned? They are just nice giving people with good hearts who like to help others.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 07:43 AM
This is why our true father told us DO NOT TAMPER WITH YOUR TEMPLES.....Oh well and I liked them both for what they were doing on earth Her in Africa He in LA with NewOrleans. Sad Hope they enjoy worshiping whoever. Just makes more room for us lol.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 07:55 AM
Here is my theory. Brad and Angelina are simply weird. No connections or controversy. Just weird. Angelina used to keep some of Billy Bob's blood in a tiny ampule around her neck.
Cuckoo Cuckoo

Interesting story here.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 08:33 AM
It seems that Otzi had some tattoo's too. Allthough verry basic, Otzi even had some stripes on him and some other markings. As far as I understand they were made with soot. Anyway, I found some pictures and enhanced them a little.

Go to to see the entire picture.

posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 08:50 AM

Originally posted by St Vaast
reply to post by andrewbates

This is exactly the type of thread that used to draw people to ATS

Indeed. Interesting threads like these still make ATS worthwhile despite being overrun by them political rednecks who can't articulate well.


posted on Aug, 10 2009 @ 10:34 AM
I think some people must think they are surrounded by Satan worshipers.

the thing I don't get is why being a Satan Worshipper would make you want 'so many kids from Africa"

As a witch, I need to know. I might need to go get me some.

posted on Nov, 25 2012 @ 12:10 PM

Originally posted by cloakndagger
Brad did go to New Orleans to help out people after Katrina. His wife helps out people around the world. That speaks well of them in my book. It shows good morals. It show they have a heart. This is good.

all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags (64:6) without faith in Jesus Christ (John 6:29)

this video exposes brangelina for the satanic witches they are:

CLICK HERE to watch "Angelina Jolie Illuminati"

posted on Nov, 25 2012 @ 01:43 PM

Originally posted by SphinxMontreal
Why are you giving these insignificant people more attention than they deserve? Do they have a movie coming out soon, or what? Forget about these celebs - they have nothing of interest to provide.

They do a lot of charity work. I would hardly call them insignificant. Plus Brad Pitt is a hell of an actor.

posted on Jan, 3 2014 @ 11:26 PM

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