The Homosexual Agenda

The Homosexual Agenda

Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a
copy of it. Since they are all so concerned about the "Homosexual
Agenda", I thought it might be helpful to have a copy so I asked a
friend of mine, who recently obtained a copy of the Homosexual Agenda
directly from the Head Homosexual, if he would send me a copy. He
did and now I am sharing it with all of you. I certainly hope it
will assist you so that you will be prepared.....
The Homosexual Agenda
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom or Neiman's)
12:00 pm Brunch
2:00 pm (1) assume complete control of the U.S. Federal,
state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world
government; (2) destroy all healthy marriages; (3) replace all school
counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican
drug cartels; (4) bulldoze all houses of worship;(5) secure total
control of the INTERNET and all mass media; (6) be fabulous!
2:30 pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent
facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light Dinner (salad with romaine, radicchio,
arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, grilled salmon and
Pouilly Fuisse)
8:00 pm Theatre
10:30 pm "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down
tonight!"

good find!

i wish i could be more like that.....without the whole world conquest thing and "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!" at 10:30 every night (unless it was with a very nice looking girl)