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New element added to Periodic Table

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posted on Aug, 8 2009 @ 12:21 PM
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The Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science: (Gv)

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

(I didn't have the nerve to post this in the science & technology forum - but if a mod would like to move it there.......
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[edit on 8-8-2009 by berenike]




posted on Aug, 13 2009 @ 08:30 AM
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That is just awesome!! All thats missing is the "God" particle which forms after many years of being undetected by electrons at the centre of Governmentium, which fleets in and out of our reality and believes it can't be touched by anything!!



posted on Aug, 13 2009 @ 11:06 AM
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Posting this makes me look like a right intellectual doesn't it?

The only bit I 'got' was about the morons - from there I figured that people more scientifically minded than me might find it funny.



 
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