I am a Beanie Baby nut job, so I was absolutely THRILLED when McDonald's announced they were bringing back the Teenie Beanie Babies again. Eager to
collect the Unicorn, I have been gorging for weeks now on kids meals. The other day, I went out of town, and on my way home, drove through a
McDonald's for a couple of kids meals.
I got home, and imagine my surprise to see their bag! It is one I have not seen before, and what is on it is straight out of Alien Agenda
Conspiracy!!! (with a pinch of Crypto tossed in for good measure). I am now CONVINCED McDonald's is using kids meal's to brainwash kids into
believing in Aliens. But there so many layers to this agenda, I do not even know where to start!!
First, the photo evidence.
In these two pictures, we establish that McDonald's is indeed pushing an alien agenda. The next promotion involves Legos, not aliens, so why the
blatant alien agenda on the front and back of the bag? It is not a tie in, but an AD for their website. Anyway, the bag actually contains TWO kinds of
aliens!! The green space man, and did yall notice...a REPTILIAN?? I was rather shocked.
On the other side is the UFO that McDonald's wants the kids to have stuck in their short attention span minds. Kids have short attention spans, so
they remind them of the alien agenda on both sides, to saturate their minds with it!
The side with the UFO also has another layer to it....why does it look like needles? Is this thing under the ufo supposed to look like a swine flu
vaccine per chance?
On the side with the creatures and species, terrestrial and extraterrestrial all coexsisting in a circle(lots of symbolism in circles), (around the
McDonald's logo, wow), the internet website(layer after layer) is promonently displayed.
But we also have a NOD to the NWO, with the FEZ wearing monkey! Here is an article on the history of the FEZ, and its negative connotations.
Fez's Bloody History
" During the butchering of the people of Fez, the streets
literally ran red with the blood of the martyred Christians.
The Muslim murderers dipped their caps in the blood of their
victims as a testimony to Allah. These blood stained caps
eventually were called Fezes and became the Muslim badge of
honor. The Shriners wear that same red Fez today. The
greatest tragedy is that the Fez is often worn by men who
profess to be Christians themselves. It must cause God to
The wiki link, for anyone interested:
A lot of times the NWO agenda is linked to both freemasonry AND aliens. Could this monkey wearing a fez be purposely placed as a part of the
Who ever designed THIS bag might be a secret member here at ATS, (I am leaning towards YES due to the reptilian!!), because not only is the alien
agenda alive and well and promoted, but they promote even more intriguing child friendly topics!! Like cryptozooology.
The Yeti and the Mermaid BOTH made the cut on this side. Just another tiny layer of the bag!
The other side brings in a Luciferian layer, what with the obvious Devil Horns. (and whats up with Meth Eyes Ronald in the lower corner??creepy!!)
A footnote, at the bottom of the bag, there is an odd inscription that I can find relates to NOTHING else on the bag.
So I of course google J. Turnbow, and a really odd coincindence came up. J. Turnbow published some work on ADHD for Shire! Maybe unrelated, but weird
Shire Study for ADHD Patch
It is really just a strange soincidence that a name belonging to a man who worked on an adhd patch for Shire is on the bottom of a kids meal bag.
The last piece of this conspiracy cuts to the MEAT of this all, (and isnt it the meat of a LOT of conspriacies) MONEY.
Remember the prominent display of the website for the younguns to check out?
Creepy meth eyes Ronald reminds the kids,
"Take a break get outside! It's fun to Run and JUMP ONLINE and off!!"
Huh? That sounds like a command to jump online to me. Be sedentary and eat more of our food kids!!
So I checked out the website, and disgustingly, the site plainly says, this is an ad right at the top of it.
Here is the website:
So, what do you think? Is McDonald's promoting an alien agenda? Or an NWO agenda? What is up with this bag?
Thanks for reading this, jump right in like old Ron says and let's discuss McDonald's and their brainwashing of our kids.