Originally posted by grapesofraft
reply to post by OldDragger
Well let me help you out.
Signs that you might be a Liberal.
1. If you are so fixated on the environment to the point that you would destroy progress to protect a frog... YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL
2. If you make excuses for and enable the negative behavior of people that live off of welfare while producing more and more children, think fat
people are fat because its the food makers fault, think that people shouldnt be tased when they fight with a cop.... YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL
3. If you think bigger government is the solution and not the problem...YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL
4. If you think it is ok to unfairly tax the "rich" in order to hand money to people who contribute less to society...YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL
5. If you think the government nationalizing health care is a good idea...YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL
6. If you think you know what is best for everyone else and then try to use the tax code to keep people from smoking or drinking or anything else
they want to do...YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL
[edit on 8/5/2009 by grapesofraft]
If I were to subscribe to any conspiracy beyond sour grapes from the losing side, I would say:
Obama is a stalking horse for a shadow government that is using him as a distraction to push through legislation to make the NWO more of a reality. I
doubt there is an 'NWO' as much as a series of shared values amongst some powerful groups. I don't think they are working together so much as
saying "Hey, this works for you and me, lets ally temporarily to make this happen".
He's a target set up to make others focus on him instead of on what these groups are pushing through.
gardasil - a vaccine against a cancer from a virus gotten through sex.
AIDS/HIV and its simian counterparts sharing so much similarities
The PATRIOT Act and its violations of constitutional rights sold at the right time when a nation wanted security more than freedom.
These three different events point to a commonality - some group somewhere is lining up a series of physical and legal weapons to stage a coup and
make the world toee a single governmental line.
I could name more, but you ask for a conspiracy theory, and so I have short-listed my reasons for thinking there is one, and how Obama might
Disclaimer - this was a fantasy for mental exercise only.
and as for liberals vs. conservative...try this:
Signs you might be a conservative:
1. You're convinced on the eighth day God gave us Colt, Remington, and Winchester.
2. You think the world DOES need another Wal-Mart.
3. You think a cop's authority is absolute, and domesitc violence happens because a man shouldn't have to repeat himself.
4. You think the solution to the worlds problems involves a bigger military and a draft, except for your kids since they are 'real' Americans.
5. You really believe that people on assistance are just sucking the federal teat.
6. You feel that Joe Camel, Ronald McDonald, and the Marlboro Man really are people to look up to.
7. flying the flag of a defeated, rebel nation is a sign of culture, not ignorance.