posted on Feb, 12 2003 @ 01:57 PM
Lets start from the beggining. BANG!(oops, not that far back)
Anyway, we wake up one day and see that some guys hijack a plane with box cutters and fly 'em into buildings(important ones). We find that Osama did
it, so we attemt to find him.
We fail (to my knowledge) and end up repealing a law that says we can't assassinate a countries leader and it sounds like a good idea to go have a
little chat with our buddy in Iraq, Saddam. He complies at first, we can look around. We look around and find nothing, but we know he has somthing, so
we are doing these "hunts" for WMDs in Iraq.
Saddam says to keep looking. (your getting warmer, nope colder, warmer again...) We find some empy ones, but nothing really good.
We ask for support to go in and find them with force. Only Blair wants to help, and a couple of our drinking buddies from the UN. (this is where we
(future) We end up not getting support.(go figure) We invade with the help of the British.
As soon as we stick our noses in Iraq, Saddam and Osama together plan an attack on us. A nuclear suitcase bomb goes off in New York.
Now we are cheesed. We start pounding the sand out of Saddam and everybody takes sides. Some ally with us and some with Saddam. Naturally the British
and a lot of europe are on our side.
While the people of New England are recuperating we are attacked again, in DC.(go figure)
We tighten security, not allowing anyone in or out of the country, except for diplomats. As WWIII is being waged in Britian's back yard, and all over
Europe, and everyone is killing everyone because they can't tell what side who is on, a large round saucer shaped craft lands on one of the battle
Out walk two stubby looking grey aleins. They look at everyone gathered on the field, and you hear a sudden *gasp* from around the world. Everyone
stops killing each other. They just stop and stare. People are, by this time watching it live on TV, and we all feel ashamed.
The aliens relay one message and one message only, "knock it the heck off!"
And we are still in shock. (all but some of the government organizations, they already knew the greys, but they are still a little surprised)
We give the only response we can, which is, "Ok".
And we watch and wait. The aliens, leave, and we never see them again.