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Originally posted by dominuz
i will create a perfect system to control every single human's brain and erradicate once and for all free will and have the entire race for preserve and protect this world and other ones
Originally posted by KSPigpen
Do cows think we are all 'evil?'
If you were an alien what would you do to earth!!
Also what would you do to the humans,
Originally posted by Daisy-Lola
Make Earth into a tourist attraction.
The planet is great. Where else in this quadrant can you get a stuffed crust pizza?
Chocolate with praline? That crap they serve in Tau Ceti is nothing compared to Belgium's finest
The variance in food stuffs is unbelievable. It seems like every area of the planet tries to make an amazing different food stuff.
What about entertainment you may ask.
The humans are cute and adorable. You go to one of their crop fields with a plank and rope, wreck it, and watch them flood to it and argue about what the message means.
Abducting people whilst wearing silly masks is fun, giving them messages of universal peace whilst trying to keep a straight face is difficult though.
They've got sex down to a fine art too! Only two required on this planet!
This is before you get to try all their entertainment. I watched Aliens (directors cut) and have never laughed so much.
You can marvel at how they spend 70% of their time working, and then when they get time away, then sit at a coast absorbing radiation?
Las Vegas was an eye opener too! They put lots of metal discs into a machine and jump and cheer if some of them come back out. Comical to watch whilst puzzling
Earth - A Great Vacation!