What was your best ever putdown?

It was probably wasted on the recipient, so why not tell us and give us all a laugh?

Here's one of mine:

Adversary: You need to have your brains examined

Me: So do you, but they haven't developed micro-surgery to that extent

This probably isnt a good putdown, but I was mildly intoxicated & it seemed to make sense at the time, and when someone reminded me that I said it the next day I thought it was pretty funny!

'Well look, at the end of the day how can I have any respect for a person who quite frankly is sporting the exact same hairstyle as Peter Andre'.

I'm from the Navy, so anything I could say would be a violation with the Profanity clause.

I wouldn't even b able to use "pretend" words... it'd lose it's flavor.

Ooo! Remembered one I can say!

How's your wife / my kids?

Originally posted by Bluebelle
This probably isnt a good putdown, but I was mildly intoxicated & it seemed to make sense at the time, and when someone reminded me that I said it the next day I thought it was pretty funny!

'Well look, at the end of the day how can I have any respect for a person who quite frankly is sporting the exact same hairstyle as Peter Andre'.

OK lol
ME talking to an ex girlfriend a month after she left me for a guy after I got pissed off with her because she wouldn't even do her own laundry.
The day after she moved in she quit her job. Turn into a slug.
I had to wake her up just feed her after a week.

"You realize your not even motivated enough to propagate right.
I would of been happier with a brain in jar."

Her response:Can you come pick me up I don't want to get all sweaty?


my response: click

An old boss of mine used this one...

Your the kind of man that would drive a Cadillac on sears tires.

Others that I have heard

I would tell you to use Occam's razor, but you would injure yourself.

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.



[edit on 7/23/2009 by whatukno]

Originally posted by lifecitizen

Originally posted by Bluebelle
This probably isnt a good putdown, but I was mildly intoxicated & it seemed to make sense at the time, and when someone reminded me that I said it the next day I thought it was pretty funny!

'Well look, at the end of the day how can I have any respect for a person who quite frankly is sporting the exact same hairstyle as Peter Andre'.

I'd like to double that - - I nearly fell off my chair. Way to go, Bluebelle.

Thanks everyone for your replies and for making this thread fun. Have some stars.

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A buddy of mine was drinking and complaining about how bad his girlfriend was treating him. He said "What am I doing wrong?"

I said " You should get a womans opinion. Ask your wife."



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