posted on Jul, 20 2009 @ 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Watcher-In-The-Shadows
Or really anyone being fed to lions.
Good point. We are more enlightened than the Romans, even if we do share the same hand-on-heart salute. We now have unparalleled social advances such
as Equal Employment Opportunities. We can't allow just Christians as food (ahem! I mean Gladiators). Thanks to Equal Employment Opportunities we have
to give equal consideration. We cannot discriminate based on their Age, Disability, Heritage, Race, Religion, Gender, Sexual Orientation, or even if
they are Pregnant. So, it is important that we allow Pregnant Teenage Jewish Immigrant Handicapped Latino Lesbians every right to participate in
Gladiator games in the Colosseum. Especially in these tough economic times, it would be providing a social service to our country to employ as many
people as we can, from all walks of life.
Besides, I'm sure P.E.T.A. would have something harsh and severe to say about Animal Cruelty if we were feeding the lions entirely on a Christian
diet. It's important for the lions to get a well-rounded diet. You can't just eat Chinese all your life and be happy and content. Sometimes you need
some Mexican, Italian, Lebanese, Indian, and Greek food too for variety.