Hello, Im The TickleMonster. Do you want to hear about the Alpha-Bet?, page 1

they dont all have to be three letters that make a word, I found a sentence with seven words that sometimes broke down into more when you simply state them in english. I dont really want to put it on here yet since that might coax people into seeing it a certain way but it makes more sense then any of the ones you've posted.

For now I'll just say that UV I turned into Of, and after that there were two words that I counted as one, maybe my way of counting was wrong, but the last six letters are two letter words. The part left is the hardest to figure out, but it will make sense with the rest of the sentence once you do.

Im going to leave the whole thing at the bottom of this post, but I hope some of you will try to figure it out on your own. After looking it over Im sure you'll all see that this is the only way it makes sense, and reiterates itself twice.

I forgot to explain that pronouncing the sound each letter makes for the same amount of time and in order can help you make the sentence, and probably should have also told you that it breaks down into 12 words that become like slang.

Here is what I came up with

ABC DEF GHI JKL M NO P-QRST UV WX YZ
A Bic Deaf Guy Jackle Em' An'Know Pa Cursed OF Wicks Eyes
A Bitch Pucker
Abyss Cursed

I took Jackle Em as meaning to make their skulls like Jack O Lanterns, and it was the last part of the sentence I figured out, after playing around with WXYZ as much as I could and having it make the most sense as Wicks Eyes. So in other words since everyone who looked at Pa wanted to burn him, this was his joke. Also if your into poetry look at the way words are structured and how things relate to one another in the language.

Ex: Profit and Prophet
Abomination A bomb, a nation
Des-Troy
A "Plot" of Land
Some and Sum
A cost for goods, or a punishment that will cost you

and there are many more of these also, I think its something they are constantly changing and adding too over time, and that the language was made to be a blasphemy against God. It also seems to be a language of business. I was going to ask what the Koine Greek word for abomination sounds out to in its own language also? I think that in alot of ways the English language can give you disordered thoughts, or regulate the way your mind works and relates to things in the world for business matters.

I've also met white collars who say weird things that have secret subtle meanings, or sometimes they will 1. Clear their throat 2. & fix their Tie, around their neck, to let you know that they will hurt you. They also say "Cross your heart, and hope to Die."
I call them the Alpha-Bet Gang.