posted on May, 11 2004 @ 02:26 AM
Here's My top 10.
10. The ATS website is a 'vacuum sweeper' operated by the FBI to locate security leaks before they are mainstreamed.
9. The freemasons, a collection of seemingly innocuous white golfers in their 70's, secretly control the world through a satanic apron-wearing
fraternity that uses parlimentary procedure to maintain its vice-like grip on the world.
8. G. Gordon Liddy was the assasin who fired from the grassy knoll, killing Kennedy.
7. "Oswald" was a KGB look-alike for the slain Russian Defector. The arrestee in Dallas was 5'9". Oswald's Marine I.D. shows his height as
5'11". The arrestee in Dallas looks at least 35. Oswald would have been 26 years old. The arrestee also has Ukrainian or Polish facial features,
as well as a Mastoidectomy scar.
6. Hitler was possessed by a demon, who had previously inhabited the Lance of Longinus, used to kill Jesus Christ on the cross. The demon deserted
Hitler in 1942, When British priests said the Last rites for him, trying to induce his death.
5. We are living in an Illuminati-induced alternate time-stream, the one where Reagan WASN'T killed by Hinkley in 1981.
4. The recent outbreak of winter flu in February was actually induced by Chemtrails at the behest of the vaccine manufacturers, who had excess
inventory after the Gulf war failed to become a biological war.
3. The 13th Amendment to the Constitution as it appears in modern textbooks is bogus; the real (pre-civil war) ammendment forbids lawyers from
holding public office.
2. U.S. elections are faked by the "Election Reporting Service," a consortium run by the newswires. The goof in Florida/2000 resulted from
ERS's publishing 'final' numbers before the polls closed, causing election judges to go back and actually count ballots, some of which were still
in their sealed lockboxes.
1. The real reason for Gulf War I and Gulf War II is that Saddam succeeded in locating a portion of the "true cross," captured by Saladin at the
Battle of Hattin in 1187, but never actually destroyed. The special forces are not searching for WMD, but for a special "ark" containing the last
fragment of the cross, which guarantees control of Jerusalem.
an illuminati symbol?