Little Swine Flu/Recession Poem for you all

Thought I would sum up what's going on with the Swine Flu and Recession with a funny little poem. Please feel free to add anything of your own



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There's a lot of confusion around this Swine Flu,
I mean..If you give it to me then do I give it to you
Should I ware gloves.. Should I ware a mask
I'm sure these are the questions we all need to ask,

There telling us not to panic.. Not cause alarm,
yet they want us to believe that it came from a farm.
Well I believe it was made in a lab,
and if that's true.. well.. "it's pretty dam sad"

H1N1 or whatever it's name,
Doesn't matter to me it's all the same.
Did it come from Pigs, Birds or us,
and if they do let us know will it kick up a fuss.

Part of me thinks "should this even bother meh"
But times are hard we are living in poverty,
Is this just some ploy to kick-start the economy,
**Did well rhyming that being a poet wanna-be**

So rush out people fill up ya cars,
spend that cash live like the stars.
Run along now.. buy the things you need,
or just buy anyway.. add to the greed.
Add to the debt add to the lending,
Get out the plastic lets carry on spending.

There isn't anything on Earth that will change our ways,
we are far too deep into the money maze.
I can picture Gordon Brown now` Rubbing his hands
but he's only human he's only following command's.
Am I being soft am I being too slack,
and would anything change if Brown was Black.

I have a cure for the Swine and Recession,
drop your beliefs drop the obsession.
Turn off the TV.. turn off the News,
Sit back relax and kick off those shoes.
And If the above don't do the trick,
turn off your PC's and put down your dick.
Sorry folks for being so rude,
Hehe best end now.. otherwise I'm screwed.

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Hope you like it


I was serious when I said best end now, hehe my bad.

NotAgain



[edit on 14-7-2009 by NotAgain]

Nice Poem. Here's a little swine flu song that you might enjoy.
WARNING .. it kinda sticks in your head for days.

reply to post by FlyersFan


Ahhhh Dam only just got that tune out my head hehe, yes seen that one before think it's brilliant.

Got to keep smiling hey