Sorcha Faal Found Dead
Harold P. Ness | DOES IT REALLY MEAN | July 2nd 2010
A disturbing report circulating in the Kremlin today indicates that world renowned investigative journalist Sorcha Faal had indeed perished in the
September the 11th 2001 terrorist attacks. Recently
discovered DNA evidence found in the area around the World Trade Center site
confirm that Faal had perished at approximately 7:32 am on the
morning of that tragic day.
In a surprising development, the esophageal tissue found at the scene appears to be lodged with the remains of a ham sandwich. New York
examiner Sibel Wecht has determined that the cause of death was indeed the food remnants which
constricted the airway.
Many people close to DOES IT REALLY MEAN have attested to the fact that one of the local vending
in the WTC vicinity is notorious for its dry and practically inedible ham sandwiches. The dreaded hamwich will be stored in the
national archives as a keep sake and remembrance of Faal’s great work, and contribution to society.
On a more disturbing note it has been reported that Faal’s identity had been stolen and lives on in infamy on
. Apparently someone using the name Sorcha Faal has been authoring very creative, yet very false and misleading “news”
stories. According to Tom Johnson an expert in the field of counter intelligence these stories are always prepackaged in a very generic and formulaic
Tom went on to say: “Whenever you see a news story that begins with an uncited Russian report, there is a 75% chance that the article was penned by
the mean spirited satirist who has stolen the identity of Sorcha Faal.” “…this can further be confirmed if the article contains erroneous
that are at best loosely relevant to the topic at hand.” Tom advised the best way to
know if you have run into an article penned by Faal’s impersonator is that the title of the article will almost certainly remain unproven, because
everything hinges upon the uncited Russian Report.
The mother of Faal has in recent days contacted us here at DOES IT REALLY MEAN, with a request to honor her daughter’s name by never again repeating
it, or syndicating the disinformation articles distributed by her imposter. We here at DOES IT REALLY MEAN, intend to respect the wishes of Faal’s
mother by never again repeating her daughter’s name. We will however honor our fallen comrade by declaring breakfast on Tuesday’s ham sandwich
day, where we shall complete the task that she never could.