posted on Jul, 6 2009 @ 05:19 PM
There's a medical facility near my house that has been performing these types of "alterations" for many years. I believe they call it
"neutering." We keep a hairy, four-legged slave in my house and to prevent him from humping the furniture, we had him "neutered," which after
several weeks, cuts off his supply of sex hormones. This made him a super dog, unaffected by the natural urges that inhibit the combat performance of
the average dog.
Unfortunately, I made the mistake of discussing this procedure in a public forum and the US military caught on. They kidnapped my dog and are
planning to use him as a prototype for a new army of genderless Marines that will be used to invade Iran in the coming months under orders from
Despite impassioned pleas by President Obama and Congress that the US military isn't a private security force for Israel, Israel still vetoed both,
saying, "If you don't destroy Iran for us, you must be an antisemitic holocaust denier. Are you? Don't you remember that guy said that he wanted
to wipe Israel off the map. Don't you see? He's obviously the next Hitler. The only way to protect Israel and prove that everything they've said
about the Jewish people is wrong is by striking their underground nuclear facilities with our....errr....I mean your nuclear bunker buster bombs."
"Won't the collateral damage from the strike kill tens of thousands of people?," replied Obama.
"Don't sweat it! It's just self-defense and any civilians killed by drifting nuclear fallout died because Iran was using them as human shields to
protect its reactors," explained Israel. "Look, we don't have time to discuss this. I've already ordered your jets to attack. Besides, Islam is
inherently violent and irrational so we're really doing some good here. If you have anymore questions, please speak to your local AIPAC
representative. I gotta go. Take it easy." [Hangs up phone]
Anyway, if you see a white, poofy-haired Bichon Frise leading an army of troops on CNN, that's my dog! Support him - because he's protecting
Israel.....errr...our oil interests abroad.....errr......Freedom?