I'm not a former Senator. I was never a community organizer, except that one time when the little 2 year old girl got lost one night. I never went to
Harvard, or Columbia, or Yale. I never invested 3000 dollars and received 100,000 dollars the next year from that investment. I could never even be
elected dog catcher, not with my past.

I really don't understand derivatives trading. I don't have any idea of what a toxic asset is, although,
it doesn't sound good to me. But one thing I do understand is that the economy is still in the tank and will be for some time to come. I do know that
if I am in a tough spot and have a deficit spending habit, that spending even more money that I don't have won't save me and make me prosperous,
unless, say, I have the secret to free energy from the universe and will undoubtedly earn a fortune from this secret if I can just spend a few
thousand more dollars to market it. Ooops. I misread the economy.

Hell, Ray Charles could have seen this, and he is dead.