'Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis Presley', page 1
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Topic started on 5-7-2009 @ 08:27 AM by TheOracle

'Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis Presley'


www.dailymail.co.uk
Minutes after his death at 2.27pm Pacific Time in Oakland, California, Dwight Santos - an unemployed toilet cleaner - told reporters at the UCLA Medical Centre that he had seen Jackson emerging from a back door of the hospital disguised as a nun.
'Surely you've heard of the secret, seven-storey-deep bunker that Elvis Presley had built underneath Graceland, prior to faking his own death? MJ lives there now with Elvis and certain other "dead" celebrities. You don't have to be sad for him any more.'
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reply posted on 5-7-2009 @ 09:02 AM by plejarenlyran










reply posted on 5-7-2009 @ 09:04 AM by ChemBreather
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Haha, I told my wife the same thing almost: Relax, he is with the rest of the celebs dying off these days in a bunker somewhere or on the moon..

She got mad ...well well ..shait happens !!!


reply posted on 5-7-2009 @ 09:17 AM by Walkswithfish
Ha, if he did fake his own death then he was brilliant!

He is worth far more dead than alive.

abcnews.go.com...

Pretty much the minute everyone found out [he died], everyone was rushing here," said store employee Angela Ziles. "And within the next couple hours, we were pretty much sold out."

Call it "The Day The Music Didn't Die."

In this age of declining album sales, Jackson CDs have exploded in popularity. Sales of his solo albums are up a staggering 4,000-percent, from 10,000 copies sold the week before his death to 422,000 sold for the week ended June 28, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

Amazon's Top 10 music sellers are all Jackson albums. And this artist born from Motown and music videos is now a digital sensation, becoming the first performer to sell over a million Internet tracks in a week. He sold 2.6 million, in fact.


If you knew you could make that kind of money being "dead" what would you do?




reply posted on 5-7-2009 @ 09:58 AM by open_eyeballs
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haha...thats the first thing i said when his death hit the news.

he faked it...he had too much debt. even his comeback wasnt gunna fix that...

but unless the coroners in on it... hes dead. poor sap.


reply posted on 5-7-2009 @ 10:19 AM by rich23
I'd just like to mourn the loss of my Michael Jackson joke thread from BTS. It was removed because many of the jokes, surprise surprise, implied pederasty. (Actually, the mod who deleted it referred to paedophilia... I couldn't be bothered to write back, but there is a difference. There's no evidence that MJ was a paedophile that I know of, as it would involve little girls.

However, I'd also like to make the following point. The fact that the thread was deleted is testament to the paranoia our society has about the subject. I think it's a real shame that principles of free speech which are abused on here all the time should take a further knock.

People who look at a thread entitled "Michael Jackson jokes" should know what to expect. And I actually think it's indefensible that you can't make jokes about the subject, indeed about any subject.

And probably the same people who don't like Michael Jackson jokes would be appalled with Muslims who have a pop at people for joking about Mohammed.

It's a shame, I've got a burgeoning collection of jokes (just got another doozy but obviously if I relate it I'll be in trouble) and can't share them with one of my favourite online communities.

As for MJ and Elvis sharing a bunker... it was only a matter of time before this story emerged. And it's great that the Mail reported it, it's another nail in the coffin of their credibility. All I have to do now is post a link to this thread and the Mail is on a par with the National Enquirer.



reply posted on 5-7-2009 @ 10:59 AM by randyvs
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Ha, if he did fake his own death then he was brilliant.
yeh, i haven't contributed anything, to not one of these MJ threads.
this one i just have to. yes that would absolutly be the smartest move he ever made.
if it were me though, i know i would n't be able to stand it. i'm sure
after record sales peedered out again,i 'd have to pop back up somewhere
let my self be seen again in a few fleeting instances. maybe streak the academy awards or something.
show up on the set of larry king during a henry kissinger interview. drop to my knees kiss his shoes. wave bye to the cameras and never to be seen again.



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