posted on Feb, 12 2003 @ 02:59 PM
Originally posted by thehippiedude
Thats funny about the lady in the grocery store because last saturday about 10:30 am i had the Jehovahs knocking on my door...
Actually, this story rings a bell with me as well;
We live with a Mormons Church on the block next to ours (Okay, go ahead & giggle now)...After the first *3* "visits" in less than a week, I got
tired of telling them that I already have a Church (while still refusing to tell them *which* church) to make them go away.
My wife & I came up with a plan to *keep them from coming back* & it must've worked, because I haven't seen whiteshirt or tie from any of them at
our door for the past 3 years; Our dogs tend to get noisy when anyone knocks on our door, so my wife gets them away from the door before I open
it...They still bark a lot, so they can easily be heard, even at the front door. As soon as they start to identify themselves, I interrupted with,
"Excuse me, but you caught us at a bad time." Then I turned my head & yelled towards the back, "Can you keep those sacrificial animals quiet?" I
turned back to the Mormons & said, "Excuse me...As you were saying...?"
The only response I got from them was wide eyes & dropped jaws, followed by a hasty excuse & quick exit...
I think the comedian Gallagher had it right when he said, "When you're confronted with ignorance & stupidity the only thing you can do is to attack
it with ignorance & stupidity, because it's all that they understand."
[Edited on 12-2-2003 by MidnightDStroyer]