Help, My wife doesn't know why we celebrate July 4th, page 1
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Topic started on 4-7-2009 @ 02:23 PM by Jesus H Christ
Ok, first let me say that I love my wife and will refrain from any name calling in this thread.

Second, we are all doomed.

Now before I go any further let me make it clear that she is college educated.She works as a R.N. at a major hospital in our city and peoples lives are in her hands everyday.

I flunked out of H.S. because I "didn't apply myself". I have no college degree and am currently unemployed.

I happened to ask her if she knew why we celebrate July 4th yesterday.
Don't ask me why I opened up that can of worms but I did.

Her response?

" Because that's the day we buy fireworks and stuff ".
To which I said, " Yes but we buy fireworks and set them off in celebration of something, do you know what "?

Her: "Yeah, because that's the day the declaration of independence was signed"
Whew, I was relieved. I thought for a moment there that we were in the clear. I could have just kept my mouth shut right then and there and gone to bed last night thinking everything was o.k. But noooooooo.

Me: Ok, what was the declaration of independence?.

Her: It was the day the Liberty Bell was cracked right"?

Me: "Nope, that's not why we celebrate on the 4th".

Her: " It was like, when we freed ourselves from France or something wasn't it"?


Now my purpose for this thread is to find out how many more of "Them" there are out there. If you have a husband,wife,sister,brother,mother,aunt,uncle,boyfriend,girlfriend nearby please take a moment to ask them this very important question and report back to me.

I am not sure if it will make me feel better or worse at this point but I need answers.

Thanks.

Me:

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reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 02:29 PM by Miraj
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You know, my theory on July 4th as that it's not about freedom really. Its more about, blowing people up. I hope this post does not come off as too juvenile, but the fact is that it was a very violent time, and a lot of people on both sides died.


reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 02:37 PM by mikerussellus
Originally posted by Miraj
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You know, my theory on July 4th as that it's not about freedom really. Its more about, blowing people up. I hope this post does not come off as too juvenile, but the fact is that it was a very violent time, and a lot of people on both sides died.


Actually, it's about being able to stop from blowing more people up.


Yes, -sigh- the American Revolution was violent. War usually is. The last peaceful war was oh, I dunno, the Great Pillow Fight of 1842?

And yes, people usually end up dying during war. That's what makes war so. . . icky bad.


reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 02:40 PM by mikerussellus
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My wife is an RN as well. Just hug her, tell her we beat those pesky chinese people with the atomic bomb when it dropped on hitler. Three days after that Jesus rose and gave us christmas.





Just be patient. . .


reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 02:42 PM by mblahnikluver
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I know a few people who don't know why. I try to explain it and they only seem to care about what bar they are going to later. it doesn't surprise me people don't know.



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reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 04:00 PM by grapesofraft
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JESUS H CHRIST I didnt know you were married. Please answer me so we can put the Davinci Code to rest. Are you married to Marry Magdalene and was she or was she not a filthy prostitute.

Now we got that out of the way... I have a 10 yr old daughter who is pretty smart, and I have a 26 yr old girlfriend who is not so smart in some areas. The funniest thing in the world is to watch them play "are you smarter than a 5th grader". My girlfried once said that Abraham Lincoln was the 2nd President of the USA, and then she gets mad when we all roll over laughing at her

Now that is funny, I dont care who you are... JESUS H CHRIST!!!!!!

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reply posted on 4-7-2009 @ 06:27 PM by Revealation
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Sad part is that's why our country is in the current state of affairs. People have a serious lack of basic knowledge upon what the foundation of this country was built upon....

Besides the fact that we're all preoccupied with trying to live a life we can barely survive which keeps us preoccupied from these facts in the first place.

Funny thing is my daughter gave me a better explanation and she's only 5. She said it's the day we celebrate America's B-day.

Oh yeah.... I never graduated HS and my wife's also an RN who graduated with honors. You wanna really open a can of worms? Do what I do, I tell her she's brilliant when it comes to books and knowledg obtained from reading, but she's dumber than a bag of hammers when it comes to common sense. (referring to my wife, not yours)

That will really Set off the FIREWORKS ...........than you can let her know that's what the 4th is all about. S&F for the good laugh







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