Originally posted by mortalengine
Do you realise how funny this is ? ....I mean you cant honestly be afraid of the squirrels, can you ?
Unless of course we're talking about THESE squirrels....
or possibly These ?
or... what about These
In which case you're pretty screwed... otherwise I would just relax and let them get on with their nuthunting.
Ok. That's hilarious.
As for the "infestation". Get a 12 guage shotgun and DO WORK! What more can I say? So, you live in an area where shotguns are not good? Okay, then get a b-b gun. If they are that bad (seems to be more funny than dangerous) Set traps. Buy rat traps from LOWES or HOME DEPOT.
I think that you're screwed. These animals have been waiting on a tall, complacent, human to overtake. One by one, they will surrond your estate and begin the annihilation of everything sub-squirrel. They didn't spend all these years setting up their SWO for nothing. (Squirrel World Order)
Just look at the new currency they've come up with. The Squirre-o. They had you since day 1!



