I have friends that work in the ER and believe it or not this stuff happens all the time

I have a friend who is a radiologist(X-ray person) and he had a case where I man had a cheeze wiz can crammed up there. He said you could make out the writing on the can with the X-ray. Needless to say the doctors could not keep it together when confronting this guy about his constapation problem.

Originally posted by watcheroftheskies

There has been medical verification of cocaine poisoning thru the colon and lower bowel in which cocaine addicts no longer being able to get as high thru normal methods would attach a string to a gerbils tail and they would powder the gerbil with cocaine and then a small pipe with a tapered end was inserted and the gerbil would walk to the end of the pipe and enter lower colon and disperse the cocaine into the lower colon.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the gerbils! If you're so into coke that you don't get high off it anymore you have a couple of options:

1. CLEAN UP (I highly recommend this option.)
- If you're still using powder, you don't really have a problem yet. Get into rehab while you still have a life to save.

2. Start smoking or shooting.
- Oral ingestion is an ineffective delivery method for cocaine. Getting it into your bloodstream directly by freebasing/smoking crack (BAD BAD BAD!!!) or injecting it (EVEN WORSE!!!) will get the drug into your brain's receptors in a matter of a few seconds, and its an indescribably intense high. Of course if you do this, you'll be owned by the drug in no time at all and your life is more or less over.

To be honest I've never heard of using gerbils to deliver drugs into your system. Of course all my gerbil knowledge comes from old Sam Kinison tapes so it may be less than complete.


I believe that cocaine and similar drugs were created by whoever (or whatever) seeks to enslave and control humanity. I've seen too much to ever believe otherwise. I'm getting a little off topic so I'll stop before this turns into a ramble.




[Edited on 5-8-2004 by Duff Man]

>>I've never heard of using gerbils to deliver drugs into your system.

That's because it's a lie. Cocaine is sniffed because the blood vessels in the nose are thin, and near the brain.


[Edited on 8-5-2004 by Zzub]

Originally posted by watcheroftheskies
There has been medical verification of cocaine poisoning thru the colon and lower bowel in which cocaine addicts no longer being able to get as high thru normal methods would attach a string to a gerbils tail and they would powder the gerbil with cocaine and then a small pipe with a tapered end was inserted and the gerbil would walk to the end of the pipe and enter lower colon and disperse the cocaine into the lower colon.

i hope that u didn't get this info from ur own experience

Wow, that's pretty involved! I had only heard that Barbie gives good ...

Ok. This is ffukfreking nasty!!!! Whats is this guy insane or just gay!?!?!!?!?!?

I was thinking political, or alien.......BUTT never this.
You give new meaning to foreign.

G

Originally posted by watcheroftheskies
A man recently showed up at the hospital complaining of abdominal cramps and x-rays revealed multiple barbie doll heads lodged in his lower bowel.

How long before the guys from Mythbusters take this one on?

- MA

Ewww...just Ewww ewww ewww!!

For crying out loud...These people should really look into sex toys instead!

Cheesewizz ROTFLMAO!!!

Thats just nasty!!

They have toys for these kinds of things!!

Some people are just to friggin WIERD!!

Originally posted by media_assassin

Originally posted by watcheroftheskies
A man recently showed up at the hospital complaining of abdominal cramps and x-rays revealed multiple barbie doll heads lodged in his lower bowel.

How long before the guys from Mythbusters take this one on?

- MA

its not going to happen if you read the thread and this was reported in the american roetenologists monthly....far worse things have people inserted into there rectums than barbie doll heads.....