Freaking hillarious. I bet the proctologists have all the best party stories.

Well, I've heard of gerbils.
But, Barbie dolls. Whatever are peoplethinking

Not a ken doll head then? I thought perhaps somebody had pissed Banshee off!

Eww. Is one thing that comes to mind. I can't see the attraction with sticking things up there myself. But, different people enjoy different things.

Mmm, he gets his pleasure by excreting them. Yummy. [/sarcasm]


[Edited on 5-5-2004 by Zzub]

Zzub, I can even see the attraction of the gerbils, cuz they move. Although, the thought makes me queasy....

Whatever... makes... (eww)... you... happy, I guess...

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Zzub, I can even see the attraction of the gerbils, cuz they move. Although, the thought makes me queasy....

i would guess its that nice hair of barbies that feels so good as it passes....LMAO

i'd have to vote that this thread be moved to the "urban legends" section of BTS. a blog is not a reliable source.

((btw, if the blog has a reference, my apoligies, but i cannot find the story anywhere in the blog as of yet))

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I've heard of gerbils.
But, Barbie dolls. Whatever are peoplethinking

WTF?!?!!?!?? GERBILS!?!?!???!??!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by pineappleupsidedown
i'd have to vote that this thread be moved to the "urban legends" section of BTS. a blog is not a reliable source.

((btw, if the blog has a reference, my apoligies, but i cannot find the story anywhere in the blog as of yet))

This is also in a local issue of the creative loafing and is reported in the american roetenoligists monthly so it is genuine and not some line of crap...get it...?
line of crap !

This is disgusting. I'm gonna go barf.

if you know someone who personally has worked in emergency rooms for some time this incident could be considered more tame than others.

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I've heard of gerbils.

Maybe you watch South Park too much.

Originally posted by Bangin

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I've heard of gerbils.

Maybe you watch South Park too much.

There has been medical verification of cocaine poisoning thru the colon and lower bowel in which cocaine addicts no longer being able to get as high thru normal methods would attach a string to a gerbils tail and they would powder the gerbil with cocaine and then a small pipe with a tapered end was inserted and the gerbil would walk to the end of the pipe and enter lower colon and disperse the cocaine into the lower colon.

But where's the rest of the barbies?! Maybe they don't show up on the xray at all!

And just how many are 'multiple? Obviously more than just two or three!

Originally posted by watcheroftheskies
.....would attach a string to a gerbils tail and they would powder the gerbil with cocaine and then a small pipe with a tapered end was inserted and the gerbil would walk to the end of the pipe and enter lower colon and disperse the cocaine into the lower colon.

Now that's disturbing information! I suppose that's why they're called addicts.

Originally posted by iwouldificould
But where's the rest of the barbies?! Maybe they don't show up on the xray at all!

And just how many are 'multiple? Obviously more than just two or three!

im willing to bet the local target and walmart have got headless barbies ....the store employees are probably like ..."where are all the heads to theese barbie dolls"!!