as a self proclaimed psychotrist, which i did a few seconds ago

, these are the materials that u should buy:
1) gun
2) bullets
3) shovel(optional if u have a dog)
4) chainsaw
5) dog (optional if u have a shovel)
first, put a bullet to his head. a quick death should put him out of his misery.
then, cut his body up into little bite size pieces.
Finally, either bury him or feed him to ur dogs.
My lawyers made me write this:
i am not responsible if anyone follows through with any of these actions.