Inspired by I Biotch Take Thee BoneHead
, I have decided to announce my engagement to
my longtime love coffee.
Isn't she lovely?
It's been a long affair, stretching back nearly sixteen years, when my dad first introduced us.
Unlike most other loves, our has been a state of constant passion. Without my dear coffee, I am listless, apathetic, morose.
I just lay in bed, unable to get motivated.
But when I'm with my beloved coffee, things just seem better. I have a spring in my step, and a smile on my face.
When things get dull, there's coffee to bring me right up.
When she's around, sometimes just going to a lecture can be an experience.
As for our love life, well. Whenever it needs a spark, she's willing to bring friends.
Not that I really need it, I mean, look at those curves!
And she has so many different ways to keep me interested.
French roast, dark roast, Italian, Vanilla...
[edit on 27-6-2009 by RuneSpider]