It was bound to happen sooner or later. The first reports of an Elvis piloted UFO were received moments after Michael Jackson died in UCLA Hospital in Los Angeles.

Described as a silvery disk with flashing lights, the unidentified flying object hovered over the hospital and a caped, sunglass-wearing man was seen carrying a man's body onto the UFO.
Others say the body was wearing a white sequinned glove and had a partial mask over its face.

Several people came forward from the crowd and reported the same observation, only one person said it was definitely Elvis Presley who was piloting the craft.

"It was Elvis alright. Them CIA guys musta let 'em loose a spell jus so he could git Michael away from the embalmers who want his bodily fluids!" Claims Festus Crank, owner of Festus' Bingo Parlor in Malibu.

Others claim the UFO also had others on-board, but so far no one can make a positive identification.