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Witnesses say, "UFO flown by Elvis."

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posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 04:37 PM
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Hi Guys and Girls found this UFO Spoof on Elivis (long live the King)


Thought it might give you a laugh an help welcome in the weekend.

Also to everyone congratulations on the Quality of the ATS threads makes for interesting reading. well done.


It was bound to happen sooner or later. The first reports of an Elvis piloted UFO were received moments after Michael Jackson died in UCLA Hospital in Los Angeles.

Described as a silvery disk with flashing lights, the unidentified flying object hovered over the hospital and a caped, sunglass-wearing man was seen carrying a man's body onto the UFO.
Others say the body was wearing a white sequinned glove and had a partial mask over its face.

Several people came forward from the crowd and reported the same observation, only one person said it was definitely Elvis Presley who was piloting the craft.



"It was Elvis alright. Them CIA guys musta let 'em loose a spell jus so he could git Michael away from the embalmers who want his bodily fluids!" Claims Festus Crank, owner of Festus' Bingo Parlor in Malibu.

Others claim the UFO also had others on-board, but so far no one can make a positive identification.


www.thespoof.com...


[edit on 26/6/2009 by ocker]

[edit on 26/6/2009 by ocker]




posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:08 PM
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Elvis was a really strange man.



posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:10 PM
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I expect this story to turn up on All news web's headline page very shortly.




[edit on 26/6/09 by Chadwickus]



posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:11 PM
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Didnt know Elvis could even get behind the seat of a UFO given his bulk LOL



posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:12 PM
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Now what would be totally weird, is if this story is actually true.!!

What if, corporate officials made a contract with superstars to fake death to get the limelight away from the corporates.


There is one catch though, one must be abducted by a U.F.O and be shipped away to a far and away planet for eternity.

People I smell conspiracy here ... Especially with the you know who.
Please share your theories in threads and lets put these puzzle pieces together.



posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by Chadwickus
I expect this story to turn up on All news web's headline page very shortly then.




Or in the national inquirer
But then again we may see a breaking CNN report on it......Holding breath



posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:14 PM
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reply to post by Chadwickus
 


It might Be written by Michael Cohen



posted on Jun, 26 2009 @ 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by alyosha1981

Originally posted by Chadwickus
I expect this story to turn up on All news web's headline page very shortly then.




Or in the national inquirer
But then again we may see a breaking CNN report on it......Holding breath


ha ha


And a good weekend to you.



posted on Jun, 27 2009 @ 01:09 AM
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this is all true;... I was totally there. I am festus!!! LMFAO



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