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this just makes me sad.

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posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 12:10 AM
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To start off, while I know the jokes will come. Please remember I nor did anyone else know.

So I get off of work today, get to my bus stop, things are the usual hell that is Detroit. I wait and the bus arrives and I board.

I am sitting in my preferred seat. Going along we stop outside of the MGM Grand Casino to pick up a couple waiting passengers. A man gets on and so does a quite cute goth woman.

I am at this point intrigued. So the bus moves on and everyone notices that this woman is talking to herself. Snide whispers go back and forth about how this chick is crazy and what not. I feel bad. So after a while, I bring up my nerve to go say hello.

I move to the front of the bus and sit across from her, I smile and say hi. She says hi back and shows me the fangs she had implanted in her upper lip. (again, I am impressed)

The conversation goes on, I complement her outfit, her hair and her fangs. She seems upset so I am trying to see if she will talk about it. I get to the point of complementing her choker, which was nice, and she tells me

"Thanks it hides my Adams apple."

We just lost cabin pressure. She is in fact a he.

Then he asks if I have a man.

I may have turned a few dozen shades of red. Oh my god. Stunned, I say "Uh no, no man, I um, I don't swing that way."

He says, "Why not? you would look good with a man."

I pray in my head for death.

Not wanting to be a total jerk, I just politely remind him that I prefer women and I had made a mistake.

A few stops latter thankfully he got off the bus and with him my shame.

Yes folks, it's official, Wukky has no clue about women anymore, I apparently can't even differentiate between a male and a female of this species.

:shk:




posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 05:49 AM
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My boyfriend saw this pageant on Zone Reality a while ago and commented on how beautifull those Thai women are- When I told him those are men he absolutely refused to believe me! Until they started interviewing these guys.. Even he could not distinguish between the two and he looked quite shocked and embarresed at the same time. Luckily none of his friends where there to hear him say that!



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 07:03 AM
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I feel for you Wukky..I really do...stuff just happens.
And those who know me well..know that my hand is over my mouth right now..for good reason.
*Hugs buddy.



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 07:38 AM
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Least I found out through conversation. It could have been much much worse.



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 07:53 AM
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Aw, Wukky..I'm so sorry..but this thread is just begging for this and can we get some audience participation here? Clap and sing people..yep even if the guy at the desk next to you thinks you're weird...




posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 09:32 AM
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could have been worse...




posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 11:49 AM
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reply to post by whatukno
 

Man this is class and soooo friggin funny

Oh btw--I notice your ave looks like a chick so there ya go baby !!!
That'll teach ya to have vampire fantasies

I'm crackin up here dude---I mean a GUY with false fangs

and if ya need any help spotting chicks--they usually don't talk in a deep voice, have REAL boobs and I don't know many myself that would get on a bus dressed as Nosferatu !!!
You could always carry a man magazine around with ya just to show you're really like macho--how about somethin like "BUSTY ASIAN NYMPHO'S ON THE RAMPAGE "
Sorry that last bit is an in-joke cos someone wanted me to do a thread on it !!!



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 11:58 AM
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reply to post by uk today
 


lol UKT that sounds like good advise.

Maybe you could start a classroom for Wukky.

or help fix him up or something.

The goth thing didn't work lol

You know any lizard womans.

You could set him up on a blind date !!!



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 12:08 PM
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Not the first time you've done this, is it Wukky........





posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 12:08 PM
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reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 

Hi Penguin

Unfortunately I don't know any friends that dress up as vampires ( well maybe one :lol

oh what am I thinking of----the answer is sooooooo obvious !!!
Wukky needs to get himself over to the UK and to Whitby !!!
Home of Dracula and Goths everywhere

btw Wucky if ya go can you pick me up some false fangs please---don't get excited cos I'm not wearing them for you--sorry dude

x



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:05 PM
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reply to post by neformore
 


shush you



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:10 PM
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reply to post by uk today
 


Well this guy had everyone fooled. No deep voice, she did have cleavage, and goth girls are hot.

I mean who wouldn't like a girl with a nice set of fangs.




posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:17 PM
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Actually dude not many "normal" people would

But it's ok cos we're all crazy on this site so fangs are cool !!!



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:20 PM
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And the moral of the story is: NEVER talk to strangers on a bus! I always mind my own business when I am on public transportation.



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:26 PM
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And that is good advice.

It's just I cant help but like the macabre women. I just have one small requirement, they have to actually be a woman.



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:26 PM
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What a wuss you are kidflash--look at the fun you're missin out on not talking to strangers

Get chatting away on those buses and trains and you too could meet a very nice vampiric, goth, with realistic boobs and fangs bloke dressed as a woman too



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:33 PM
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I see enough weirdos on the bus and do not want to talk to them. If I had the money, I would rather take a cab. In the city, some of these people attack if talked too.



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:40 PM
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I apologise kidflash--I've just noticed you're from Chicago !!!
That is one of the scariest places I've ever been to in the USA so I don't blame you for not wantin to use public transport ---I can imagine loadsa weirdo's are out there .
Peace and love to the Chicago dude x



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 01:54 PM
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It's no different in the D.

But alas, I was fooled by black lipstick and a macabre demeanor. :shk:



posted on Jun, 24 2009 @ 02:07 PM
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kidflash forgive me--I'm in purgatory here !!!



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