This entire idea sounds like it would do well at the box office. I have put together a rough draft that I have already forwarded to my literary agent.
Tell me what you think.
( Clears throat and puts on his best movie trailer guy voice )
It’s a battle older than the bible itself – it’s a battle not just pitting good against evil – but life against death!
Tri-Star pictures brings you…..
NASA breaks the seal ( working title )
Or
The Spaceship Pontiff ( European working title )
With earth facing the terrible events of 2012 on the horizon and global economic meltdown of epic proportions, one agency has the courage to do what
others won’t – or can’t!
Sam Shepard as Dan Gleaso – the head of NASA
“See, what we gotta do is slam a big probe into the moon, release Satan himself and see what happens – to hell with the seal.”
John Lear as John Lear
“NO NO NO – you will ruin my space tourism venture I have going with Virgin Galactic – YOU WILL RUIN ME!”
No one can stop NASA – the ship WILL be launched – the seal WILL be broken.
No one can stop NASA? NASA didn’t count on one man showing up – THE one man that could stop this plan.
Mel Gibson as Pope John Paul Raul Henry the VIII
“I must build a ship – a space ship – I MUST SAVE MY PEOPLE FROM SATAN - and maybe the Lutherans while I am at it – but that’s IT!
Samual L. Jackson as Satan
“OOOOOHHHH bring it sucka – I am one pissed off devil – you better know it that you break the seal and I am gonna whoop EVERYONES ass – I will
see you in hell, or on the moon, or on that one planet that really isn’t a planet but everyone thinks is a planet and will show up next year, or on
Jupiter when it becomes your second sun – bring it I say – NASA – the pope – Dan Rather – bring it all!”
One planets future - one ship - one man - trying to stop the worst disaster since that one probe slammed into a comet a few years ago or since that
Chinese satellite crashed into another Chinese satellite - DON'T BREAK THE SEAL!
Its not just armageddon - its pope-ageddon!
Ok – so that is just a rough draft – but I would like to thank the OP for inspiring me – I will let you know what my agent says.
Dorian Soran