posted on Jun, 23 2009 @ 12:01 AM
Bob: Hey Mr. what was your name again?
Stranger: Just call me deepthroat.
Carl: What are you some kind of sick porn freak?
Stranger: No, I have a story for you about a conspiracy, it's really big.
Bob: Carl I think you are right he's a porn freak.
Stranger: No, its about a conspiracy, one that involves the break in at the Democratic Headquaters!
Bob: Do you have a citation for that ah Mr. Sheepgoat?
Stranger: No, that's deepthroat not sheepgoat and no I don't have a citation for it, it's a friggin conspiracy not a Farmers Almanac!
Carl: He seems kind of unstable to me, first the porn thing, now goats, and no citations.
Bob: Your right, lets get out of here dude!
Carl: Later weirdo!
Stanger: You guys really should be working for the New York Times.
Believe it or not it seems Deep Throat went to them first and lacking any kind of citation the Editor passed on pursuing the lead!
I think Wikipedia has the kind of forums you are looking for!
Enjoy researching the mating habits of the red spotted salamander!