The REAL Men in Black explained

So, let me get this straight....

When I started piercing my ears as a hobby it was really a secret sign that I had ears to hear?

And when I got my tattoos I was subconsciously making a clue to myself for when I 'woke up'?

And Sisters of Mercy being my favourite band is a sign that I'm some sort of sleeper?

And wearing only black clothing isn't to make my life easier on laundry day, it's really a sign that I'm a secret MIB?

And that tall twerp with the spiky hair who stood right in front of me at a concert so I couldn't see Christian Death properly (prat) was really there to protect me in the event of a disaster?

Crumbs, it's all making sense to me now.

Except, I couldn't pierce my nose - the pin got stuck. Does that mean I'm a failure if I haven't the nose to sniff out the truth?

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I'm impressed as hell by your thread posting here.

Well done. WELL DONE!

Nice to know someone out there is thinking "outside the box".

To Special Agent berenike: Allow me to answer your questions in chronological order -

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

There are no failures or wrong answers. You sniffed out and found the truth here, didn't you? Success!


To General Eyes: Thank you for the kind words, sir!

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Originally posted by theneoilluminati
To Special Agent berenike:

So, do I get a badge?

And what are my chances of promotion? Rates of pay? What's the pecking order?

Any assignments for me?

Gosh, I feel important now.

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What is happening to ATS?

It's Summer in North America....

School's out.

wowwwwwwww no offense but lmao at this lol. I'm not trying to sound rude but your post sounds like ramblings of a mad man, of course lots of posts here do.

i also don't quite understand what you are even saying. im half black, am i a mib? i wear a lot of black clothes, am i a mib? I'm into rock and hip hop... etc, am i a mib? lol i dont get it. i guess you are basically saying they could be anyone, not the stereotypical guys in black suits.

lmao i just read more of it the stuff about the piercings is funny. my wife has her tongue pierced and lip and belly button and she doesnt speak any code that i know of. i also personally have a couple tattoos and im into egypt and i have a few egyptian symbols...etc on my body, and i can safely say im not a mib lol.

the drug stuff is hillarious too.



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Congratulations! You have just blown the cover of all ULE officers on earth. They will all have to be recalled and reset. The BOSS will be paying you a visit shortly and Mizxfptlf is not happy.

Otherwise, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

Where's Burisch when you need him?

Great thread!

That new TV show www.fox.com... which I'm hooked on!!

Has the best explaination (in my mind) who the men in black are!

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