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The REAL Men in Black explained

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posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 06:34 AM
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So, let me get this straight....

When I started piercing my ears as a hobby it was really a secret sign that I had ears to hear?

And when I got my tattoos I was subconsciously making a clue to myself for when I 'woke up'?

And Sisters of Mercy being my favourite band is a sign that I'm some sort of sleeper?

And wearing only black clothing isn't to make my life easier on laundry day, it's really a sign that I'm a secret MIB?

And that tall twerp with the spiky hair who stood right in front of me at a concert so I couldn't see Christian Death properly (prat) was really there to protect me in the event of a disaster?

Crumbs,
it's all making sense to me now.

Except, I couldn't pierce my nose - the pin got stuck. Does that mean I'm a failure if I haven't the nose to sniff out the truth?




posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 06:50 AM
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I'm impressed as hell by your thread posting here.

Well done. WELL DONE!


Nice to know someone out there is thinking "outside the box".



posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 02:38 PM
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To Special Agent berenike: Allow me to answer your questions in chronological order -

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

There are no failures or wrong answers. You sniffed out and found the truth here, didn't you? Success!


To General Eyes: Thank you for the kind words, sir!

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posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by theneoilluminati
To Special Agent berenike:


So, do I get a badge?

And what are my chances of promotion? Rates of pay? What's the pecking order?

Any assignments for me?

Gosh, I feel important now.



posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 05:33 PM
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What is happening to ATS?




It's Summer in North America....

School's out.



posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 08:59 PM
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wowwwwwwww no offense but lmao at this lol. I'm not trying to sound rude but your post sounds like ramblings of a mad man, of course lots of posts here do.

i also don't quite understand what you are even saying. im half black, am i a mib? i wear a lot of black clothes, am i a mib? I'm into rock and hip hop... etc, am i a mib? lol i dont get it. i guess you are basically saying they could be anyone, not the stereotypical guys in black suits.

lmao i just read more of it the stuff about the piercings is funny. my wife has her tongue pierced and lip and belly button and she doesnt speak any code that i know of. i also personally have a couple tattoos and im into egypt and i have a few egyptian symbols...etc on my body, and i can safely say im not a mib lol.

the drug stuff is hillarious too.



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posted on Jun, 20 2009 @ 10:18 PM
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posted on Jun, 21 2009 @ 10:00 AM
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Congratulations! You have just blown the cover of all ULE officers on earth. They will all have to be recalled and reset. The BOSS will be paying you a visit shortly and Mizxfptlf is not happy.

Otherwise, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.



posted on Jun, 21 2009 @ 10:05 AM
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Where's Burisch when you need him?



posted on Jun, 21 2009 @ 10:17 AM
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Great thread!


That new TV show www.fox.com... which I'm hooked on!!

Has the best explaination (in my mind) who the men in black are!



posted on Jun, 21 2009 @ 10:28 AM
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Due to people not being able to have a civil discussion.



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