The conspiracy of "Chat Bot"

In hot heels of the The conspiracy of chat admin thread. There has been a strange incident today.

Today in chat we had this mysterious "chatbot". Now the trend is worrying because chat is been under attack by mysterious things. I assume it is an AI bot, because the answers were standard,

"My responses are limited".
"eviscerate the proletrait"
"full of fail"
"Hi".

Here are some screenshots.

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[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/a85d9c790cac.jpg[/atsimg]

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[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/5c9fe6d1edbb.jpg[/atsimg]

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/eb15382b66d2.jpg[/atsimg]

Now here is the strange thing. It came in right after Djarmus and left along with Djarmus.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/190690a74dbf.jpg[/atsimg]

It is a conspiracy of the admins. Lets face it. There is a top secret project underway.




We must get to the root of this issue.

reply to post by peacejet


Chat bot also says: "okay"

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Okay, it said "Okay".

reply to post by schrodingers dog


I think PJ posted screen captures that did not truly show the level of interaction
that Chat Bot was involved in....

PJ is down playing this event with those questionable screen shots !!

Is he veiling the truth here ?

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


TUP, you too switched sides?

I know, and I will tell, the price is a all expense paid trip to England and one dinner date with Asala.

Is that too much to ask?

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


I tend to agree with you ...

If the chat admin fiasco has taught us anything, it is that pj cannot be trusted.

He is a master of disguise and a photoshop genius.

Obviously this is his response to having his, along with MirthfulMe's, nefarious plans revealed.

Oh how I cringe at the fate that awaits us in his malevolent hands!

Smoke 'em if you got em!

Originally posted by whatukno
I know, and I will tell, the price is a all expense paid trip to England and one dinner date with Asala.

Is that too much to ask?

Well I'm sure you get to spend some time in the garden.

If that should happen....

I'm guessing Asala will have some chores for you.......
I don't think you will be spending all your time enjoying the meal.

...First theres the tending to the property....
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....Asala's car needs detailing....

...and you most likely will have to cook because Asala takes awhile deciding which shoes she cares to wear... bring your charge card for the shoe shopping trip ....

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/889aad8135c5.jpg[/atsimg]

of course I might be invited... You have to spring for your garb....

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/09be3a66e656.png[/atsimg]

And S'dog just loves a road trip...He always makes a grand entrance.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/8ff6491b6278.jpg[/atsimg]

So yes it may happen....

[edit on 19-6-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

reply to post by schrodingers dog


I dont have photoshop. And I am not a master of disguise. And how can I be in two places at once?

What the...... that thing got loose again? I thought I had it sitting by itself in a separate partition on the hard drive! Oh that Chat Bot is gonna get such a talking to when it comes home from me! And no trying to sneak back into the partition at 2:00 am! I know where you've been young program!! Go gallivanting all over the chat room when I'm not there eh? I'll show that little program when it gets back home. Just you wait!

reply to post by Deson


Yeah Deson, give that bot the worse punishment a computer program can get. Either uninstall it, or give it a buffer to no where.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


If I was behind the chatbot, then why am I posting about the chatbot here? Think?

Ok guys(especially schro) all fun is up. Yesterday SO came into chat and he said to us that this chat bot and chat admin is one of the new features provided by the chat provider. It is a bot, and we can play with it.

reply to post by peacejet


That's a thought. I'll take that thing and download it into a HP printer buffer ...... then leave the printer on ...... with the computer disconnected. Watch it loop itself like a plushie inside of a drier ...... with a 500 HP gas engine attached instead of the electric motor.

Hehe.


Eh? It's legit? Aww there goes my fun.