The most startling thing I heard yesterday on the BBC 1 Lunchtime News, was that the United Kingdom has been declared to be the
most violent
country in the Western world! by the EU.
Now, I for one, cannot see that a few minor scuffles between knife wielding crazies or the odd drive by shooting, makes this the most violent country
in the Western world.
I thought that title belonged to the United States? I even thought that France was a more dangerous place to live?
What about Germany where, apparently, Nazism is again rearing it's ugly head?
However, on closer inspection of the figures, I discovered some startling facts:
It has a higher homicide rate than most of our western European neighbours, including France, Germany, Italy and Spain.
OMG!
The UK has the second highest overall crime rate in the EU.
OMG!
The UK has the fifth highest robbery rate in the EU.
OMG!
If that does not beat all:
It has the fourth highest burglary rate and the highest absolute number of burglaries in the EU, with double the number of offences than recorded in
Germany and France
OMG!
Down the page, I came across this:
But it is the naming of Britain as the most violent country in the EU that is most shocking. The analysis is based on the number of crimes per 100,000
residents.
OMG!
Guess what? We even manage to beat the Yanks, Cannocks, Aussies and Mr Robert's murderers in Zimbabwe!
The U.S. has a violence rate of 466 crimes per 100,000 residents, Canada 935, Australia 92 and South Africa 1,609.
OMG!
At least the UK came top in something and it's always great to beat the Aussia but, what am I to do?
I'm gonna hunker down behind a pile of stab proof vests, wearing some army issue body armour, ready to defend myself with my stab proof knife!
Bring it on!