"advisory system?" Hmmm...Where's ADVISOR? I always loved the avatar pics he comes up with!
Originally posted by ADVISOR
Hey I've been working over time as of late....
Okay, that answers my question...
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Hmmm.
Kano will no longer be flying on the same flights as William, and will have an official food and wine taster. Or a series of them.
Hopefully, Emperor Gray won't stoop to Conscription & this particular duty will strictly be voluntary.
Originally posted by Kano
Also, all of those entering/leaving the Pit will now be subjected to a full body search (to be performed by Netchicken and his pet Seal
'Lucky'.
Even though I consider the bit-partisan mudslinging at PTS as a useless distraction from finding
truth, I'll still jump in this line simply
because it sounds like fun.
Originally posted by KanoThere will also be a series of drama decontamination showers (DDS) overseen by William One Sac, he will be the
one with the dark glasses and the DBS raincoat.
I'll go here only if the showers are "co-ed"...
Originally posted by Kano
All Staff will recieve a dosage of an experimental Drama vaccine. Down the track these vaccinations will be available for all ATS members. These
vaccinations will be conducted by 'Dr' Banshee. Who, while not
technically a doctor, did find an old stethoscope in a dumpster and as such is
the closest thing we have.
I hate needles...Will that be available with those "pneumatic air gun"-type of injection?
Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
In an effort to keep our members informed and ready to handle an event of Cyber-Drama, the Department of Boardland Sanity has developed this first in
a series of posters that all members should keep handy.
Also be sure to take the time to locate all of the Cyber-Drama Extinguishers stationed throughout the ATS/BTS/PTS areas. While these are quite
effective against the localized flames confined within individual posts, they are of very limited use against the red concentric circles resulting
from a Cyber-Drama Bomb. However, if working in teams, board-members can limit the spread of the red concentric circles long enough for the official
Cyber-Drama Fighter teams to arrive & employ specialized equipment.
On a personal note, since the current CD rating is
Elevated, I thought it prudent to check the expiration stickers on all of the
extinguishers: There's two in PTS that need recharging. Since I usually avoid PTS mud-fallout (as noted above) I had to use binoculars & X-Ray Specs
(You know, the ones you can order from novelty companies with the convenient order form in the back of old comic books).
Hmmm...Now that I think about it, if I don't have time to use the decontamination showers, I'll use the X-Ray specs instead...
Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
Lots of duck tape.... at least 30 rolls... maybe more.
Will this help us to "duck" behind cover faster?...
