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Pants vs. Panties

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posted on Jun, 14 2009 @ 11:30 AM
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Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.' Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'




posted on Jun, 14 2009 @ 02:52 PM
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Oh that made my chuckle in the best way.

Relationships!

or should i say.... men.



posted on Jun, 14 2009 @ 04:32 PM
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Made me laugh----cheers for that

and surely no-one thinks women use sex as a weapon-------Noooooooo never happens



posted on Jun, 15 2009 @ 01:30 AM
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and thus the reason I don't date.



posted on Jun, 15 2009 @ 10:05 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
and thus the reason I don't date.

Oh come on babe---be brave

Ya never know you might meet the one in a million !!!
















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