It's fake. Happy April 1st.

Edit: Just saw that the poster before me figured it out, too lol.

The Obama administration's shadowy Special Crisis Operations (SCO) executive, Mr. C. Norris, told Washington reporters at a hastily-arranged news conference that his elite team was monitoring the situation closely and was ready to resolve any emerging crisis once it had "sorted out this global warming business and the current financial mess." The Tech Herald wishes all its readers a very happy April 01.

[edit on 14-6-2009 by Totakeke]

ok hold on...IF this is true..then this tiny black hole was only operational as long as the machine is turned on...as long as the Haldron colider is off, then the balck hole should dissapear... or am i wrong?
You know, these mad scientists shuold have put safety first,..sometimes even if its a theory, turning a mchine on with even the slightest doubt it could cuase a black hole, shuold have been a sing to NOT turn it on.
Wasnt this god forbidden machine built at taxpayers dollars? thought i read that somewhere...if it was BOY O BOY do we the people deserve a huge refund check...
Persoanlly, im all in favor of getting as many people togethr to gang up on this mchine,a dn beat it with lead pipes, taser it till it has an eletromagnetic heart attack, have it dismembered, and persoanlly witness its remains melted down, to the last microship wire and scre till it has been erased from human existance.... ide hope yuo all feel the same!

ok..hold the press.. so this tiny black hole was just a prank they made up?

Yes it was a prank sorry I got excited and posted too soon. My friends are always sending me stuff like this and I guess thats what I get for reading email when it's late and I'm tired. Although I find it funny they use this as a joke. I remember what my Dad used to tell me, "lots of times theres a lot more truth to a joke than the jokester is telling you"

Ummm did you actually read the date of the article ? It's clearly stated twice


1 april 2009


I rest my case

European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN)????? EONR? This is mucho bogus! Bueno vista mi amigos!

They just want to soften people up with April fools jokes to make them more accepting of an black hole that will suck our Earth (or hopefully just the LHC) into an infinitesimal vortex once this beast starts smashing atoms.