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Impending Classified Attack on the Human Population. Must See!

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posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 01:56 PM

Well first let me start by saying...

Biotechnological on the scale equal to if not exceed the Manhattan project

seriously consider the other option to reduce them to a smoldering pile of

Wouldn't you agree?

posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 02:04 PM
The first time i saw this i laughed.

The second time I laughed and I laughed this times as well.

I gotta say I love the Onion.

posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 02:05 PM

This video is NOT a HOAX. It’s a PARODY!

The word “hoax” presupposes the intention to deceive.

The Onion (, the political ezine which produced this video, never intended to deceive anyone, merely to evoke laughter, a chill down the spine, and marvel at the apparently real look of the video.

The original context is at:

There is no Congressman Haller.

There is no HR 8791.

The logo prominently displays “Onion-SPAN” … NOT C-SPAN.

So chill. This is a great opportunity for some of us to examine how easily we can make a mountain out of an onion!

[edit on 10-6-2009 by warrenb]

posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 02:07 PM
OMG! I didn't have time to read any of the posts because I was too busy throwing everything I own into my truck so I can run to the hills!!!! If this is real.......we are soo screwed!!!!!! when is this .. classified event....going to happen? Oh, I have to call my therapist. I am hyperventalating.......
This is so scary.........

posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 02:12 PM
TOO Funny
18 Classifed - 1 Jesus,lol,lol,lol Gotta Love the Onion!!

[edit on 10-6-2009 by hdchop]

posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 03:44 PM
reply to post by esteay812

it says its a parody. so its a skit. show. fake.

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