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The top twelve indicators that the economy is bad

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posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 06:48 AM
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Sometimes a good laugh is needed when speaking about the economy these days. Here is one for you.


The top twelve indicators that the economy is bad

12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.

6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning the names of their kids.

5. The most highly paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?"

3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on for you.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all.

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.


Sad part is...

Some of those are true.




posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 08:22 AM
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ROFLMAO!

Awesome post. This made my morning. Well, this and the coffee I am drinking...


I love #10 and #1...what a hoot!



posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 08:28 AM
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Thank you for the smile!

Enjoy



posted on Jun, 10 2009 @ 08:55 AM
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Great post!!!! Made me smile!!! Sorry for the one-liner.
S&F!!!




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