Watching CNBCs special on old Bernies heist made me think of a major question I haven't seen or heard an answer for.
How did Bernie Madoff spend 50 billion dollars?
Or more appropriately, where did all that money go?
Most people can have a grasp on spending a million dollars. Its really not that difficult in todays time, but can you imagine spending 100 million or
an insane amount of money such as 1 billion?
Just take into consideration the logistics of spending that kind of money, and what just 1/100th of that kind of money could buy.
Having no idea what the man owns or in this case... owned. here are some ideas that could fit within 500 million dollars.
Ill start with a wealthy lifestyle such as houses, cars, art, vacations and of course your personal jet airplane and luxury yacht. Lets say 8 or 9
large estates. On average a cool 25 mill. each. So housing- 200 million. The fanciest cars a few million each. Lets say a high estimate of 25
million. Throw in 40-50 million in fine art. Scrape up a scroungy 150 million for the most expensive luxury yachts and another 50 mill on the
personal jetliner.
aaahhh...so lets see what we have here....200+25+50+150+50= (cue jeopardy theme...)...a whopping 475 million....wait that cant be right!....thats not
even 1/100th of the total estimate amount of money the man stole!.
..what the hell happened to the rest of the $49,525,000,000?

I just tried to come up with the most luxurious, most expensive things I could think of and could only add up to 475 million! OK. maybe I left out
the hookers and drugs and lush extravagant parties...throw in another 15 million. Well theres the straw that broke the camels back...or wait I guess
not, cuz theres still over 49.5 Billion dollars THAT NEED TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR!!!
Im sure the nut job at least took a stab at the stock market, so feel free to chop another 5 billion off the top for being a real go getter but not a
having a clue of what he was doing (apparently). Anything after that should be considered criminally insane....oh wait
So wheres the conspiracy (ahem... money?) Oh, I dont know. Id say look at his friends, family, dog, cat, pet fish, favorite sock puppet "palmela
handerson" that he keeps under his pilow...... or maybe, just maybe the world leaders that all share that same bed!....and sock???...eeewwww. (too
far,... I know, but Ill tell you what. I wouldn't put it past
any of them...
ANY ) Specifically, the same world leaders that he
probably rubs elbows with at those lavish hooker parties...oh ya where was the IRS in all of this? hhhmmm.....did he ever pay taxes? did he not have
to comply witrh that dictionary of a tax code that America devotedly follows? Who the hell did his taxes? No red flags at all?
So, 50 billion huh? All gone you say.... Well blow me down! We have in front of our eyes witnessed a miracle. A vanishing act of more money than
some complete cities, whole states and even some entire nations..gone, before our very eyes! Who needs Las vegas!? We got Bernie Madoff...