Originally posted by eradown
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler
How do they stay so thin? I hope they have smaller portions. Come to think of it I usually do eat all that I am served in French restaurant.
This is a great mystery of the universe and the sole reason why typical French arrogance is excused.
I have it on good authority when the rest of the world finds out how they manage to stay so slim on heavy cream sauces that France will suffer
immediate nuclear anialation.
The French prizing their ability to be and remain arrogant as well as not to glow in the dark are keeping this secret tight for self preservation.
It’s why so many Muslims now live in France. There is a good certainty we can water board this secret out of one of them providing they learn it.
Water boarding the French does not work, they just shout the beach, the beach, and it is free?